What if snakes were short and fat? Would they have to roll around like tumbleweeds??? Or would they just slither along very slowly in an awkward scrunching motion??? These are the things that I wonder about.
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Instead of pouncing at their prey, they will be bouncing at them.
HA! But they can eat a whole watermelon.
Um, aren’t they kind of fat and unwieldly after they chunk down a gopher or something?
Not that fat.
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