In which I attempt to take that one, perfect picture of a dog, using nothing but my mad skillz as a photographer… and, you know, the fact that I have a good zoom lens, and because my camera is digital, I can take as many photos as I want and just delete the bad ones, oh, and also because of the huge size the photos are saved in, I can just crop them how I want, and remove the bad parts… part 2…

***WARNING*** This post is written partially from a dog’s point of view, and some of the words are supposed to represent what the dogs are thinking. I know, I have done ‘advice for new bloggers’ posts where I condemn this practice, calling it annoying. But, if you go back to one of those posts, you will see that I was merely suggesting that new bloggers do not try to make an entire blog that is all done as if their cat was typing the words, or their dog could actually post selfies. I still maintain that the world does not need any more blogs like that. Also, I am a trained, professional writer, and I once petted and made friends with more than 80 dogs in one day. On top of all that, I have crack squirrels in my head, so my followers give me a lot of leeway. Please, do not try this at home… ***WARNING***

a 1

Throw the ball! Throw the ball! Throw the ball! Throw the ball! Throw the ball! Throw the ball! Throw the ball! Throw the ball! Throw the ball! Throw the ball! Throw the ball!

a 2

Get the ball! Get the ball!Get the ball!Get the ball!Get the ball!Get the ball!Get the ball!Get the ball!Get the ball!Get the ball!Get the ball!Get the ball!Get the ball!Get the ball!

a 3

Where’s the ball? Where’s the ball? Where’s the ball? Where’s the ball? Where’s the ball? Where’s the ball? Where’s the ball? Where’s the ball? Where’s the ball?

a 4

I am going to get that ball next time.

a 5

Wait… wasn’t the ball red in the last picture? (Sorry, that wasn’t a dog, that was me, but I bet the dog was thinking it too… I really need to do these in order instead of mixing them all up for artistic reasons)…

a 6

Run!

a 7

RUN!!!!!

a 8

I got the ball! I got the ball!I got the ball!I got the ball!I got the ball!I got the ball!I got the ball!I got the ball!I got the ball!I got the ball!I got the ball!I got the ball!I got the ball!

a 9

Actually, as much as I enjoy chasing the ball, my favorite part is shaking the water off onto as many humans as possible. I love the looks on their faces. That always cracks me up.