
A. Lonnigan is the… uh… I mean… an African American on the Trump team. He is in charge of handing out the ‘Blacks for Trump’ signs you see at all the rallies, and making sure to be filmed by the news crews while standing behind Trump while he gives those inspiring speeches.
His dreams include ‘being accepted by the new overlords’ and ‘actually handing a ‘Blacks for Trump’ sign to an African American person’.









HA! That opening sentence. GENIUS.
I do what I can.
I wish you were going to be President. Imagine that.
Uh, my stated goal is to conquer this planet with the use of a humor blog.
Good plan! I can see it working out quite well.
I am making progress.