I hate truck nuts and I can not lie
Those danglin’ balls, they just ain’t fly
When a Chevy goes by with a pair hangin’ there
I say “stick it up your own tail pipe”
Yeah, just get lost, that’s enough
In short, you can go get stuffed
You think those balls can make you cool
But you ended up lookin’ like a goddam fool
You got them hangin’ from your own rear
That might make you sexy to some poor steer
When you were young did you have bicycles
Decorated with small plastic testicles?
Maybe you could hang a pair from your own derriere
By tying them to your belt…
**********
Anyway, that’s about as far as I got with that, in my crack squirrel-filled head… in my car… on that long drive…
Pouring My Art Out 
That’s what happens when you get one of those testy calls.
you crack me up
So you should properly record that and send the demo to a record company and they’d release it and you’d shoot straight to the top of the charts and you’d go on tour and you’d write cool new songs and play those at your concerts but there’d be that big chunk of die hard fans that would always want you to play truck nuts all the time and you’d be like that was in the past I’ve got some really good new stuff and they’d boo and be stupid and really get on your nerves and spread crap about you in the press and you’d wonder whether it was really all worth it and would end up regretting recording that demo and sending it to the record company GOOD GOD ARTHUR DON’T DO IT!!!!!!!
But I could be the next Weird Al!!!
…did you not read a word of what I wrote?
Americans do not read words… don’t get crazy on me.
But you’re special…I just want to keep you locked up in a velvet box, letting you out every now and again in order to recite your latest poem and play on PhotoShop for an hour…so if that’s crazy, then lock me up!
as long as it isn’t a coffin-shaped box in the dungeon in your basement, fine.
…it’s not any more…
phew
i now believe that crack squirrel,
is eating your brain!
yes… and ouch
Give your head a shake! i mean the
one with the brains!
too bad
So sad……….
Oh yes, where those crack squirrels live..
ha
……………