
Yes, it’s finally here! The pencil designed by and for a man who never admits to making a mistake. This high quality product is made right here in America, each pencil lovingly crafted from one individual, freshly-cut, old-growth pine tree, by craftsmen who never got paid for their work, because the company is going into bankruptcy before the first pencil is even sold. The pencils are covered in genuine, 24 carrot-colored goldish paint, and come presharpened. You will never make a mistake again. You will be not making so many mistakes that you will get tired of not making mistakes.









I know exactly where Mr. Trump can put that pencil… and in fact, he can insert it two ways.
He can insert it one way… sideways…