Trump finds legal loophole… now we don’t need judges anymore…

Thanks to Trump’s legal brilliance, we can do away with those pesky judges and courtrooms and prisons forever… just think of all the money we will save.

I mean, why has nobody ever thought of this before? If you are ever being brought to trial for anything, just find out who your judge will be, and start insulting his race or politics or hobbies publically every chance you get. They will have to set a new trial with a new judge, and you can just repeat the process until the statute of limitations runs out or until you die, whichever comes first.

And obviously, most criminal trials are completely unfair and biased to begin with. Murderers, rapists, thieves and the scum of the earth can never get a fair trial, because judges are inherently biased against those kinds of behaviors.

So, the next step is to just let all the prisoners go, since they were unfairly convicted. Once we eliminate jails and prisons, courthouses and judges, lawyers and police forces, we can use all the money we save to build Trump his new presidential palace… where he can live forever… coming up with more brilliant ideas like this one…

 

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8 Responses to Trump finds legal loophole… now we don’t need judges anymore…

  1. List of X's avatar List of X says:

    Well, just in case, I think you should apply your new blacksmithing skills to make some pitchforks….

  2. We keep outdoing ourselves! We deserve ourselves.
    Hello, Art.

  3. jdawgswords's avatar jdawgswords says:

    Reblogged this on Jdawgswords and commented:
    finally, some good news from the chump corner…the purge: live….lmmfo!!!!

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