I had a birthday… or it is my birthday… or I will soon have a birthday… (take that, identity thieves trolling the interwebs looking for personal information!!!)…
I am fun to give gifts to… because I get really excited…
Okay… I am, perhaps, the last person in the world to need one of these, when you take into account my almost unhealthy love of my own bad self… but this smiley face emergency affirmation button is freekin’ awesome… (Thanks, mother-in-law)… You push it, and it plays sparkly music and then says: “You are awesome!” I just can’t decide where to put it… maybe in a cell phone case… on my belt…
Ummm… thanks?
Oooohhh… what’s this one… in the big box… no way!
I have a boat! I don’t know why I took that photo sideways… instead of laying the boat down first… it might be a good thing that my younger daughter, Mollie, took the rest of the pictures in this post…
Pouring My Art Out 
A very happy birthday from me and the whole of the UK 😀
Thank you… and thank all of them too
Happy birthday! And should Donald Trump really become president, that boat could really come in handy.
I can sneak into Canada… amphibious stealth operation…
Or to down to Mexico, to import the immigrants around the big beautiful wall Donald Trump is going to build.
Then I could get a job… building the wall!
Happy Maybe Birthday!!! I couldn’t (or could) happen (or not happen) to a better guy??? 😉
no, it couldn’t or it could, if indeed it ever did… or didn’t…
Say What??? It’s your day of birth? This should be a holiday for sure! Feliz Cumpleanos a una persona muy comica y muy buena!! 🙂
de nada… ha!
Or o would have evade some of my world famous baklava….but then I still could and have it shipped. Everyone says I make the best they’ve ever tasted!
I do like me some of that honey-dripping sweetness!
Happy birthday! You want me to come and sing to you. I’ll do it in the Marlin Monroe style…..
oh, yeah
Happy Birthday, Art. 🎂
thank you
ha
You are not going to believe this Art but when I googled “cartoon image of happy bee” to put in the bee post, the one above popped up. I looked at it and thought “Naw, it can’t be Art’s birthday.”
I can see how that might be confusing… I know I am confused…
Happy birthday dude! Enjoy that boat. You know, you are connected to where I live by water. It might be a long haul, but if you started paddling now…
If I spring a leak, will you help me blow it up…
I will blow the hell out of that thing… wait… huhhhhh???
oh yeah