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  1. Alastair's avatar Al says:

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  2. Jody Rossel's avatar Jody Rossel says:

    Very interesting, I never know what will be in here next…..loved it!

  3. axiomaticentity's avatar axiomaticentity says:

    UPDATE: Author finally found the couple who had purchased his stolen rug. After much haggling, begging, weeping and generally just having a nervous breakdown, the couple agreed to sell the rug back to Arthur at half the price they paid. He wasn’t happy about that but beggars can’t be choosers. He managed to roll the rug up and sling it over his shoulders for the long trek back home, which will undoubtedly includes multiple stops at pubs along the way. He threw the remainder of the mushrooms into a field and vowed never to eat anything from a street vendor ever again.When we last spoke to Arthur, he was tired but in good spirits, he was quoted as saying “This really is a bunch of horseshit, having to buy my own fing rug back, but it’s really important….you know…it tied the room together.” We will keep you updated as news continues to come in.

  4. MORE BREAKING NEWS…Arthur was found naked and delirious wandering a freeway in the New Mexico desert after unknowingly eating some phycodellic mushrooms he bought from a street vendor. He was quoted as saying “I was really only going to buy some tomatoes and strawberries, but the guy said that the mushrooms this year were really really good. Primo he said. So I got some.” He was apparently heading for Albuquerque because his rug had been sold to a young couple there who were decorating their home. He also reiterated that the rug was real important….”it tied the room together, , you know?” He was quoted as saying . He was taken to hospital to recover, given fluids and a large number of cactus needles had to be removed from his genitalia. Doctors expect him to make a full recovery.

  5. axiomaticentity's avatar axiomaticentity says:

    BREAKING NEWS THIS JUST IN. ..our hero was last seen at a bowling alley drinking white Russians trying to find his stolen rug…it’s really important he get it back because….you know…it really tied the room together….will post updates as more information comes in.

  6. axiomaticentity's avatar axiomaticentity says:

    Well here is am, another day without my favorite blogger (the only blogger I follow truth be told). Has he abandoned us? NO! He is out on a mission from God…he’s going to get the band back together! He’s probably out there somewhere right now driving his car through a shopping mall…news at 11:00.

  7. I didn’t realize how empty my life would be when you are away from your blog….how many days do I have to endure this torture?!!? By the way how are the bobble heads coming along…I think a teddy bear would be better and probably sell better. Not to mention I think bobble heads are kind of creepy. Hey! its your decision but I’m just throwing ideas out there…but seriously bobble heads are kind of creepy. And so are crash test dummies…..and clowns…..and those monkeys that play the cymbals.

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  9. Elyse's avatar Elyse says:

    Sometimes I wonder why i click …

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