Instead of dropping bombs on these ISIS guys… or ISIL… is it ISIL now??? Isn’t that one of the kids in The Sound Of Music movie???… but, why don’t we try dropping Big Macs on them instead?
I know, it sounds like a crazy idea at first… most of my ideas seem crazy at first, and it isn’t until later, after much careful reflection, that you realize that only some of them are crazy, but others are actually a rare type of brilliant… and no, it isn’t my job to figure out which is which… that’s what you are all here for.
But think about it. Dropping burgers on people will make them much less angry than dropping bombs on them. It could even be considered a humanitarian gesture.
The thing is… and this a pretty good thing, even for one of my things… that these are McDonald’s Big Macs… and they are just as deadly as any bomb… it just takes longer for the death to occur.
And in the meantime, the ISIS terrorists will be too fat and lazy from chomping down those fat-laden, cholesterol-filled meat bombs… especially in that desert heat… to do much serious fighting. And particularly if we drop some of that new-fangled, legal-in-some-states medical/recreational marijuana with the Big Macs…. and some fries and huge drinks.
I’m just saying that there is more than one way to fight a war, and my way is cheaper… and slightly less morally repugnant.
Pouring My Art Out 
Man I am hungry now and I don’t even like big macs.
I am liking this idea. Very clever. Don’t drop drinks with it though, the amount of salt and sugar in those burgers will dehydrate them nicely 🙂
I will pass that along.
Hmmmm … wait… do they even eat meat? I guess we could bun & soggy lettuce them to death…
ok… you should Google the meat thing…
That’s no fun at all… we should just guess, much more fun that way.
well, those of us that pay attention already know the answer… HA!
I don’t pay for attention.. I can get mine for free… bwah ha ha ha
and it is worth twice that…
At least….
yup
Heyyyyy!
ha!
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wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I would like someone to drop Big Macs on me please. I’m really hungry today.
I will talk to the military…
Same here…if not Big Macs, then chicken nuggets.
Maybe we could cook some of the, ahem, newly-legal substances into chocolate brownies…after all, no meal is complete without dessert!
Sounds good to me! 😀
I am on it!
now that might actually work…
I guess you never had a Big Mac dropped on your head as you plaintively stroll along the desert path while enjoying the sunset.
you would think not, but you would be wrong
🙂
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