We all love nature… but even the beauty of this pastoral scene of a mountain meadow in the German alps can be greatly improved by the simple expedient of adding me.
Okay, the thing is… and I love this particular thing!!!… but I guess I told Mollie to take a few pictures of me when we were in the cute little town below Neuschwanstein castle… you know… to put on this here blog…
And Mollie loves her daddy! There is a German mountain bike enthusiast, making dang sure the bad American tourist doesn’t steal her bike.
Okay, I can take a hint… stop glaring at me…
Is that sasquatch??? I didn’t know Mollie was going to take so many pictures of me when I wasn’t paying attention… I would have sucked in my stomach.
Hey now… there is a weird wrinkle in my shirt in that picture that makes my man-boobs look even less flattering… dang it…
Notice that I am the one carrying the heavy backpack with everybody’s extra jackets and all the snacks and the camera stuff.
But that is how I wormed my way onto this trip, you might recall… to act as a Sherpa… and security guard…
Look, I know I am going to do a lot of posts in the next few days, but if we can get through the Europe trip, we can move on to all the other cool stuff that has been going on in my life.
Okay… seriously… it wasn’t that cold… what is going on with my nipples???
Did I mention that I have gained back about 30 of the 50 pounds I worked so hard to get rid of? Sigh…
Pouring My Art Out 
What if you post faster? Will it help you lose weight?
couldn’t hurt
Gaining weight?
yup
You’d better stay of the yup!
yerp
You’re hilarious. Cut your carbs and up your exercise and you’ll take off those pounds.
I am working on it.
That’s great. I know you can do it! 🙂
thanks
welcome 🙂
wheeeeeeeeeeeeee
I’m still not sure if that’s a good thing or a bad thing when you do that…
me neither
You are a handsome addition to any German landscape Art.
why thank you, kind sir.