101 things you can do on that post where we are trying to break the record for the most comments on a WordPress post… even though WordPress can’t or won’t tell us exactly what that record is… but all of these ideas have been tested and they work, and now that I think about it, I might as well try to break the record for longest title on a WordPress post because for some reason, WordPress seems to give us unlimited room on the topic wall pages when it comes to the titles… and that sounds like a loophole, if you ask me… oh, and the comment post now has 28,078 comments on it, if you care, which is way more than some posts that went viral because the post was about something so nasty that people had to visit it just to insult the writer… and we did all of ours with love and rainbows and unicorns…

Posted on June 17, 2014 by pouringmyartout

The comment record post is a great place to:

1. Meet new people… and lure them to your blog where you can keep them prisoner with your charm and wit

2. Release your inner demons

3. Act out

4. Misbehave

5. Flirt with people… I know this works… Trent, my head minion, got carried away

and flirted with himself so well that he took himself home and had his way with himself.

6. Play with your inner child

7. Detox

8. Ramble

9. Digress

10. Act the fool

11. Show off

12. Contemplate the meaning of the universe

13. Join with another person or group of people and write a poem or a song or whatever

14. Be yourself

15. Be someone else

16. Make a point

17. Take a stand

18. Take a dim view of things

19. Take a nap

20. Take a minute to collect your thoughts

21. Practice your typing… yes, there is that little pressure

22. Take the high road

23. Take a load off

24. Take the midnight train to Georgia… okay, nobody has actually tried that one yet, but if anybody can pull it off, it is you, am I right?

25. Do a little dance

26. Make a little love

27. Get down tonight

28. Impress people

29. Impress yourself

30. Let your hair down

31. Let your guard down

32. Let yourself down… you wouldn’t be the first… heck, let your whole family down if you want to

33. Reach out

34. Make a spectacle of yourself

35. Go down in history

36. Go down in my estimation

37. Frolic

38. Eat

39. Love

40. Pray

41. Pet one of the crack squirrels that live in my head

42. Bust a move

43. Lay down a rap… you can’t be any worse at it than some Canadian minions I could mention…

44. Try something new

45. Improve yourself

46. Improve me

47. Take a walk on the wild side

48. Take a chance

49. Take a poll

50. Take a flying leap

51. Live the dream

52. Share your innermost secrets and desires… hey, who are we to judge you?

53. Spread yourself thin

54. Shake things up

55. Get things moving

56. Get a hold of yourself

57. Be something new

58. Be someone else

59. Learn some things

60. Teach some things

61. Start a movement

62. Start a revolution

63. Stick it to the man

64. Stick it where the sun don’t shine… I have no idea how you would go about doing that, but it sounds interesting

65. Play it safe

66. Play it close to the vest

67. Play it cool

68. Play that funky music, white boy

69. Play around

70. Play for keeps

71. Go for broke

72. Go for the gusto

73. Go for the jugular

74. Go for the juggler

75. Go crazy

76. Go big or go home

77. Go with the flow

78. Let it all hang out

79. Let it be

80. Grab your 15 minutes of fame

81. Feel free

82. Feel cheap

83. Just sit in the corner and watch… because that is hardly creepy at all

84. Start anew

85. Make a friend

96. Make a commitment

87. Make a fool of yourself

88. Tell a story

89. Tell a lie

90. Tell me off

91. Tell it like it is

92. Tell yourself you should have stopped reading these stupid things before you got to number 25, but there is no way you are falling for this guy’s shenanigans and going to that stupid comment post to leave a comment or go scrolling through the old comments looking for fun and adventure and new friends because you are way too smart to be taken in by such an obvious ploy as this ridiculous list!!!

93. Lay down your burden

94. Pick up the pieces of your broken heart

95. Do what feel right

96. Do what you damn well know is wrong

97. Do what you want

98. Do what you must

99. Doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo

100. Feel the love

101. Feel just a little bit dirty

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I hope to see you there… you can click on the link at the top of the sidebar, or use this link to go right to the comment box: http://wp.me/p25PYJ-21u/#respond

… but if you do that, you will miss the joy of scrolling through a bunch of comments…