It doesn’t matter if I am just a little drunk at a luau…
Or spending a little quality time with a banana… hey… don’t judge me… I didn’t know my wife took that picture, but that was the banana I bought on Maui on our second honeymoon, and there is no banana quite so full of bananaliciousness as a Hawaiian banana eaten in Hawaii…
Or if I am hanging out with another old sailor…
Or dressed like a goofy tourist, walking amongst the lava flows…
Okay… it’s a little better without the hat… but not much…
Or I could just be enjoying a refreshing, fruity adult beverage…
Or relaxing under a palm tree on a beach… seriously, I just sat down for a few seconds to take that one picture of my feet to do in that post about how your feet are your best friends because they take you on cool adventures, and my wife took that picture up there before I got back up again…
I might be wading in a tropical pool near a waterfall in the jungle…
Or sliding around on some slippery, barnacle-encrusted lava rocks taking pictures of a tide pool… wait… are we sure that’s me?
Yeah… that’s me… I recognize the hat…
Or maybe I am looking sort of sexy with my Hawaiian shirt unbuttoned just a little too far… you know… Like Magnum P. I.
Or taking a break to do some reading when it was raining pretty hard…
I might be in the passenger seat of the monster-vomit-green Mustang…
Or looking smart in my reading glasses…
Or perhaps petting a goat… okay, do I really look that goofy?
Or I might be telling a story to my in-laws… I do tell a good story… In fact, I annoy people at parties because nobody can tell a story about any topic that I don’t have a better story about…
Or even when I am just sitting behind the wheel of that crazy green car… I am just fun to look at… because I look like I am having fun.
Honestly, I am not as happy about some of these pictures as I could be. I finally finished up posting most of my pictures of the trip to Maui… minus a few selfies I slipped into this post, and some that have my wife in them and I have to Photoshop her out because she doesn’t like to be in blog… so I am now doing the pictures taken by my wife and my wife’s sister’s husband… but I can’t help thinking that I look better in selfies and close-ups than I do from further away. Hopefully that is just because I was dressed like a goofy tourist.
Pouring My Art Out 
So now you know what you really look like to all of us out here?
Be careful what you wish for, I guess
Yes, I like the pic of you telling your in-laws about the banana in the second photo…you must stop elaborating…
Oh, I was telling them about my banana alright…
Yeah, and I bet plums were spoken about too!
uh… no…
You have certainly documented your every move. Proof positive that you were there. Hat or no hat.
The blog is a great place for reliving a trip or vacation, and I use it as off-site storage for my photos.
I looked at your photos post. Does this make you happier? 🙂
It does… thanks…
There, I just shared it on Twitter, too. 🙂
Take that, slow summer readership!
Hope it helps. I’ve been trying to support my fellow bloggers more on Twitter.
You are a stand up guy
I do what I can. 🙂
Oh… a stand up comedian…
Okay, I can’t believe you didn’t include at least one tasteful nude. I was scrolling through with great expecations… totally dashed. I think I may hit the sauce now.
I don’t do tastefully nude pictures… I always look trampy…
I am totally down with trampy.
I know you are
Tramps rule!
yeah… we do…
Let’s see, a picture of you taking a picture of your feet. Hmmm. We are now sure that your wife has a sense of humor – we’ll add it to all the other bits of her we’ve collected for our composite.
This is a fun game. I might do a post where I take a picture of her, break it into small parts, and post them all in no particular order.
Hey, I’m not judging you or the banana.
Oh that banana was naughty…