Legal firm commercials I would really like to see…
Have you been sexually harassed at your job? Come in to the law offices of Wiener, Dong and Cox for a free consultation.
Are you suffering from impotency, but Viagra didn’t do the job? The law firm of Siemens, Cummings and Spray are starting a class action lawsuit.
Men, have you suffered a groin injury at your job? The legal team at Tess, Stickles and Balzac will get you the compensation you deserve.
Are you the victim of racial discrimination? Talk to the lawyers at Black, White and Brown.
Are you upset because you were not tall enough to ride the Space Mountain rollercoaster at Disneyland? We at the law offices of Little, Short and Speck will help you stand tall in court.
Have you been unjustly accused of murder? Our legal group at Manson, Hitler and Kevorkian are ready to represent you.
Pouring My Art Out 
You wrangled a comment out of me because I had to pause for a laugh!
Is that what it akes
takes… not akes
Dewey, Cheatem & Howe’s got nothing on these guys.
I would say not
Fifth level of hell…. here we come.
I am aiming for the basement…
Seventh level of hell, here we come… make sure you have some mops.
“Have you been unjustly accused of murder? Our legal group at Manson, Hitler and Kevorkian are ready to represent you. ”
LOL! I have nothing for this other than hilarious!
Yay!!!
I had a lawyer who’s name was hilarious and now for the life of me I can’t remember it, I just went blank..I’ll get back to you.
Our pediatrician when we were little Was Dr. Dos Remedios… he was Pilipino… and it sounds like ‘two remedies’ in Spanish.
ahaha! I just remembered my lawyers name. I’m not kidding on this either it is her name.
Gay Slinger
It would be funnier if it was a he… ha!
very true!
yup
I know a lawyer named “Suescum.”
bawhahaha!
simmer down
A doctor with that name would be funnier… HA!!!!!!!!!!
Don’t get me started on doctors’ names. I collect them. And some of them are brilliant.
ok
Made my day 🙂 Very funny. Names can be so unfortunate. Reminds me of an oncologist named Dr. Dye. Not exactly a name that elicits any confidence in the patient.
Or Doctor Payne.
My kids pediatrician was Dr Mini (pronounced meanie) and my girl had a heart specialist named Dr Ow. I also went to school with Reina Little (as in “do you think it might”) and Melody Musik.
oh wow
I think I heard of an actual law firm called “Kickham and Burnham”.
Steele and Grabbitt.
Good one AB
awww… shucks
And if you want to train lawyers who will specialize in defending drunk drivers, send them to the university that put its law school in Anheuser Busch Hall. (I looked this up. It’s real…)
oh wow…
LOL
thanks