There are just too many depressing posts today… poverty, abuse, depression, lost love, broken hearts… there is only one way to counteract this tidal wave of negativity. A joke contest.
There will be two categories:
1. Best joke…
2. Worst joke…
Don’t leave your joke here. Follow this link: http://wp.me/p25PYJ-21u/#respond
That should take you right to our post where we are trying to set the record. Your joke will join more than 23,000 other comments and become a part of history. In fact, if that link still works, it will take you right to the comment box on that post so you don’t have to scroll down for 3 miles.
And you might even cheer some sad people up.
Pouring My Art Out 
Joke left over there.
It’s horrible.
Prize please.
ha
You must be reading the wrong blogs. I’ve had some pretty fun reads today. Excuse me while I go get my really bad joke book.
we will be waiting
Today has been a day filled with positivity and joy in my blog world!
good
Yeah!
!haeY
Have you heard about corduroy pillows?
They’re making headlines.
awesome
Wah wah wahhhhhh *goan*
You loved it! Admit it.
do i have too?
yes
Yes
ok
Knock knock
who’s there
Ding dong ditch
HA!!!
*nobody home*
*lights on*
*bulb burned out*
*or just dim*
*sum*
I was going to say that
But I did instead
oh, you
Yes, me
word
to your mother
no… not to her
Yes
ok
why?
why what?
Why not
you got me there, so my answer is cause
cause and effect…
there you go or should I have said cuz
either way
Why
another good question
Where
over there… below and behind you…
Oh, I see it. That’s where the lemonade is made.
no… fudge…
Gross
I said behind you
Gross
yup
cuz that’s why
why that’s cuz
Because reason.
exactly glad we understand each other. 😀
I’m easy to understand, because left-handed vacuum squirrel pizza!
I hear ya bro
I’m probably 1000 miles away, so how do you hear me.
She has ears like Dumbo
OMG! How useful.
She can fly over the snow
Flyover states.
perhaps
your loud
No I’m not. I had my vocal cords ripped out by a werewolf.
So you’re crazy too?
Sure
that works
it sure does
Yeah
😉
ha
bacon
mmmmmmmmmmmmm
I know, right?
because bacon
bacon
nocab
Rooooooooooooooo
t
kanga
root
tutu on you on YouTube
toot toot on you too
no
yes
yummy
It sure is.
Yes cause bacon
baaaaaaaaaaaacon
baaaaaaaaacccccccccccooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnn
simmmmmmer down
simmering bacon
good one
why thank you, i’m here all night
somewhere…
yep
come to think of it, why are you up? isn’t like midnight there?
It is 9:00
it is? oh so you’re behind us. It’s 10 here
it’s a time warp
apparently
yup
if you like it… but you should call it Canadian ham
no. Bacon is bacon is bacon.
is it?
Royal
flush
toilet
bowel
Gross.
yes
Canadians don’t have bacon
baaaacccccoooonnn
ha
fo schnizzle
Falafel
Feisal
nowhat?
noway
ha
why would he not be???
true
yup
It’s true… I read about it…
In the Vampire Times
picayune
alsjfg;lasfgbalk
fassbender
fincklestein
snodgrass
Gross
Fester
grosser
sicker
dicker
slicker
you’re loud
pardon?
you said ‘your loud’… it is ‘you’re loud’…
no you’re loud
I know you are…
ha
careful with those squirrels
Female squirrels have nuts.
tell me about it
I just did.
do it again
That hardly ever happens.
hee hee
oh yeah
Be reasonable
I being am able reason!
apple season seeing maam eye
Okay!
yay Co.
No.
si
why not indeed…
or: why who?
Right
precisely
Exactly
indubitably
too… much to drink?
You have tutu
Really? I can’t find one that will fit me, and in colors I like.
In California you can…
I don’t doubt it, but I don’t live in California.
right
yeah
Yee
Yi
han!
chin
Ni hao ma? Hen hao, zhe zhe.
Gi Gi… zha zha
你很多
we did that already
Not this one.
It says, “You are very odd.”
Tally some more up for the oddness in your life 😉
Okay, I do like that.
yoi
yopliat
so
If you say: so
If: You, then: Say so
I do… or did
done
e-nod
haw!
wah
!wah-eey
Hawaii
Is that pronounced “Hah-wai-ee” or “Huh-wai-uh”?
yes
giddy
up
with people
and the revolution
What about Prince?
no
Yes.
uh uh
everybody’s a critique
well it was bad
I think I spelled critic wrong
well let critique it shall we?
I guess it still works
ya i didn’t even notice
I know…
A critique? What, is Mother Nature the critic, then?
“I saw humanity the other day– some parts sucked, others were boring, and the rest was just filler.”
That about sums it up.
What’s the prize for winning?
Making people happy, fame, smiles, laughter, guffaws, and an all-expense paid vacation to anywhere you can afford to send yourself.
But I can get that on my own blog…
Will you promise me the soul of your firstborn grandchild?
uh… if they have any
Do you really want to know?!
ha