And clothing is optional, so you can type naked if you want to…
You are all invited to a party. Me and the minions are going to throw a blowout in the secret lair in the hollow volcano. It starts this Friday… at whatever time you want to show up, and it ends Sunday… or when everyone is passed out.
So how do you get to the party of the century?
We are throwing it on that post I did where we tried to break the all-time record for the most comments on one post. Since WordPress is unable or unwilling to tell us what that number is, we decided to stop worrying about it. But as of now the post has 16,056 comments. And that is a silly number to stop at. So maybe will hit 20,000 this weekend. It doesn’t really matter… because we are going to have fun.
There will be flirting. There will be hijinks, hilarity, outrageousness, insanity, poetry, drama and romance.
Friendships will be born. Connections will be made. Love will be in the air.
We will forge these new bonds in the crucible of craziness… and whatever lava leaks out of the old magma chamber…
We will open our hearts to the experience until we are all joined in one large, tangled, sweaty mass of limbs and we have all drained each other of every conceivable human emotion… and then we will cuddle…
To get to the party, just click on this link: http://wp.me/p25PYJ-21u
Or come to my blog and scroll down to the post called:
*** COMMENT HERE ***
Pouring My Art Out 
Wait, which one am I??
somebody should be keeping track
Drunken, naked, self-seduction, here we come! Here we come! Here we come! Here we come! Here we come! Here we come! Here we come!
We are counting on you to do us… or you… proud.
Couple of bottles of wine, some wire snips and a box cutter should about do it… wait, that sounds weird… schmack!
pace yourself
I’M STREAKING THE QUAD! I’M LOSING MY S–T!
get on the other post
Ummm I’m only coming if everyone is clothed! lol
It was a challenge to make those minions naked… HA!
You did a great job!
I love the black bars on the naughty bits!
I just hope those bars are big enough!
I have a big piece of plywood painted black…
lol
oh yeah
Sorry, Masta Z, Rappa TL can make no such promises.
yo wha?! i ain’t down wit dat
You know you can’t really see him, right?
maybe
ha
Yo yo Masta Z, homie in the hood got his breeches nicked good, now Rappa TL going commando style. Word!
No word no commando style,that’d get Masta Z riled and dat not good down in the hood
whatcha laying down there Masta Z? you wants that i should cap Art in the heinie to make it good?
word
woof
Trendy rappa TL need a doggy biscuit? Arty will risk it with your bite as it is wagging it tail white commando tail
Well I never!
Well maybe you should have?
How rude!
ha
😉
ha get on the other post
get on the other post
yet
that is just crazy talk
get on the other post
why are you commenting on this post?
cauze we down wit it
get on the other post
you did not just threaten the boss with a gun
Drive-by!
on a snowmobile?
Yeah. We leave some vicious tracks in our souped-up snowies.
that does sound sort of cool.
oh geeze
Is that a dangling participle???
Dude, it’s encyclopedic.
encephalitic?
embryonic?
catatonic
HA!!!
I just like to rag on you. You always think I mean things I say. I don’t care if I’m a minion. Lucy
you are deliciously weird…
I have a poem I wrote for you:
We have a difference of opinion
If you think I am a minion
I am my own boss
Unless I’ve been hitting the sauce
So let’s be on equal footing
I’ll need whipped cream on my pudding
Don’t give me salsa for my chips
I want sour cream and Lipton onion dips
Will there be food, I could be famished
Maybe a burger or ham sandwich?
Will there be alcoholic drinks?
I’ll get as stoned as the Egyptian sphinx
How about a Waldorf salad?
I don’t want any apples added
I think I’ve covered the party menu
Bossy me, did I offend you?
These are just suggestions, Art
If there’s no food, I’ll still take part
Just one more thing and then I’ll go
Maybe a few more things, you never know
I’ve been wondering, I’ve been thinking
About the party slowly shrinking
As the weekend moves along
There’ll be thinning of the throng
Even the loyal minions will tire
But think of all that you’ll acquire
Maybe a new record, if not no matter
The sky won’t fall, the earth won’t shatter
You’ll think of another absorbing task
For all your minions you would ask
And they will do anything for you
Even though you have a loose screw
Take heart it’s okay to be a little crazy
A few petals short of a daisy
Nutty, fruitcake, loco, out to lunch
A few bananas short of a bunch
Wacko, gonzo, mad as a March hare
Oh, I’m just joking, really, I swear
You make me laugh, you’re entertaining
Despite my wisecracks and complaining
I wish you luck on the latest endeavor
You have guile, real skill, you’re very clever
You’ll do well with your comment fest
And your minions will do their best
It’ll be a fun weekend activity
I’ll show up at the festivity
I’ll polish my keyboard, dust the screen
Roll up my sleeves, get plenty of caffeine
I’ve had enough rhyming, my friend
So, let’s just call this the end
Lucy
I did that post explaining how some people proudly wear the badge of minion, but I am not forcing anybody to join. We are all equal partners in this enterprise. There is no offence meant by the word. It started as a joke and some people liked it so it just sort of stuck. Everybody is welcome at this party. I will just call you friend, how about that?
And that poem was epic-awesome-sausage-squeezings!!!
Oh my gosh, Lucy. That’s brilliant!
It really was, wasn’t it.
And why do I have the feeling she whipped that up pretty quick?
We may have a genius in our midst
Someone’s gotta elevate the IQ around here.
shouldn’t be hard
Tru dat.
yup
Thanks. I forgot to put the title on: “artful perceptions”
Good title… you should totally take this poem and publish it as a post. It’s really good. However, it will inflate Art’s ego, too, so beware.
I’ll think about it. He can post it– just give me credit. He can show that women are now writing poetry for him.
Also possibly not good for his ego.
get on the other post
holy crap, where are we????
look around
like that just started… ha!
Really? So, I’m not the only one who has written you poetry?
Back in the day it happened quite often… now get on the other post
yeah… it might
sweet…
it is sweet. I am so sweet I cause myself cavities. I am so sweet to the point of depravity, I’m so sweet if I were diabetic I’d be dead, I’m so sweet, enough said.
If you were any sweeter you’d be talking to Saint Peter?
Oh, please don’t get me started.
me???
Help, I can’t stop rhyming, help it’s really bad timing, help, I have a story to write, help, is there no end in sight?
that is a neat trick, but I can’t rhyme and keep up with the pace.
I think that you showed in your poetry
the method nature uses to grow a tree
before the branches could strengthen and jut
it started out from one little nut
I’ll stop by once or twice and I don’t even have to dring galleons of coffe to be awake! (A very elegant solution, this Friday to Sunday thing.) Shall I bring einen Haufen Kokosnüsse for the crack squirrels?
yes… whatever that is… and some Pfeffernüsse for me… I love those things…
Pfeffernüsse are great! Although, more a Christmas thing. But for you I will get some extra special out of season virtiual Pfeffernüsse in February. Ha!
We have those every Christmas. With the powdered sugar on them. I think it translates to ‘pepper nuts’… I like the name so much I used to call my older daughter’s boyfriend ‘Pepper Nuts’ HA!
Pepper nuts, that’s correct. Pepper Nuts is surely better than Peppermint Patty for a boyfriend’s nickname… 😉
I have to agree with your there. HA
Ha! – See you this weekend! 😀
(Here we still have Thursday for one more hour…)
I will be counting the hours…
Will there by tiny hats?
I am wearing two of them… right now… because I didn’t think this through… and it turns out that it is already Friday in Australia…
Um..well…two works. If you have a huge noggin.
I wear the pointy party hats and strap two to my head pointing up and off to the sides like devil horns!
Now that doesn’t shock me. I have a hat on in my last post…No surprise. It’s not tiny though.
You look like you are going to a horse race with the Queen of England…
You need a theme song!
Help… the party is already starting… I didn’t know it was Friday already in Australia… ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
You asked for it. Here I’ retry sure it will never be Friday.
I guess it is always Friday somewhere… this party may never end
Party on, Wayne.
Party on, Garth.
Dana Carvey is following me on Twitter… HA!
I may or may not have known that when I left that comment.
It just tickles me…
I think its pretty awesome.
You are also getting a promotion for making people feel welcome by showing up on the wrong day… which turned out to be the right day on the other side of the world. You are now head minion in charge of party decorations and Chief of the department for reminding me that people live in places where it is not NOW.
Hooray. I like promotions.
And whenever I think of Australia I think of Spaceballs and the whole scene with Lord Helmet freaking out about watching Spaceballs: The Movie. “When will now be now?” “Soon.”
You and Trent and your movie quotes…
Movies make the world go round.
And film it while it does.
Another excellent observation.
That’s why I get the big bucks
“Party rock is in the house tonight….everybody just have a good time….and we gonna make you lose your mind…we just wanna see ya SHAKE THAT!”
It would be cool if we could all do live web cam…
I’d be dancing!
And I would be watching you do it…
Not THAT kind of dancing, you scamp.
Is there some other kind??? I can’t even do that kind.
I do like me some merengue. Automatic party music, next to LMFAO.
I like lemon merengue pie
Does it dance?
It wiggles
I already have 2 people at the party… turns out it is already Friday in Australia…
Throw another shrimp on the barbie, I’m headed for Australia!
I tried, and I hit Ken right on his butt… with a shrimp… because he was already on her… and… they are both dolls… see where I’m going with this? The fastest way to get down under is to come down to the party post.
Kinky.
That one got away from me
It’ll come back. Aussies are big on boomerangs, I think.
Don’t fly into my head on the return trip…
Well, then…DUCK, DUCK, you goose!
Did you just goose me???
I would never presume.
Presumption junction
What’s your function?
I was wondering if you would get that
The funny thing is that last night I was in a Twitter contest with Al Madrigal and John Hodgeman from the Daily Show doing #sadtoys… and I did ‘Put another shrimp on the Barbie’… and GI Joe dream bunker… and hoola poop
Oh Yeah – I am in need of a party, most especially a naked party 😉
there you go…