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But I do not have a swollen head…
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So much better than yesterday where you looked like you had a pin head!
That is why I like to wear the pirate hat…
Looks like a movie poster.
It ought to be one…
I don’t think you have a swollen head. It may look like it’s swollen, but it’s all a matter of perspective
If you lay down at my feet it looks normal… HA!!!
Ok bighead, is this better? I didn’t realize how important your stats are to you…
Really? Because I do posts about them all the time.
You do?
Yup
I hadn’t noticed.
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And I only started this blog because the book called ‘An Idiot’s Guide To Getting Published’ said that a successful blog can help open the door to major publishers…
Has it?
Not yet, but I am not done growing it yet.
I’ll help you make it grow…
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And I am self-centered and egotistical and an attention whore…
You’re not telling me anything I don’t already know…
Exactly.
Because I’m the same way.
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You should really get that checked out. It looks, you know, somewhat abnormal… I can’t quite put my finger on it…
Nor should you…
Drat, and I was gonna show you my pin-cushion…nvm.
???
With your swelled head, I wouldnt want the pins to come unleashed and POP swelled head.
Nobody wants that… I keep the crack squirrels in there…
Well… I bet we could change that…
Maybe.
Really?
Possibly.
Well. That answer was unexpected!
I don’t even remember what we were talking about.
Nice try.
I really don’t… I just answer the comments as they come.
Hmm. This could get interesting
You mean it’s not yet?
No. We’re just getting started.
I thought we were half done.
No chance of that!
I can’t do math.
Me neither.
You can’t not do it as good as me.
Wanna bet?
I don’t know my multiplication tables… all art-side-of-the-brain…
I have to use my fingers to add one digit um… math problems?
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Picture’s worth a thousand words.
So they say.
Not any more it isn’t:
I want that shirt.
What shirt? How can I help?
It was on a link…
There was a shirt on a link? That seems odd.
It was a take off on the quote ‘the pen is mightier than the sword… but updated for the computer age.
This is the computer age? I knew I was doing something wrong.
Are you talking about the picture being worth a 1000 words plus inflation post? You should check out that Thag guy, he’s hella funny.
No… it was a quote on a shirt and that’s all I remember…
Never, ever trust a shirt quote. They are unreliable. And generally a bit loose.
This one was on cotton… the fabric of our lives…
I’ll be damned.
Everyone who follows me will be, so you wont be alone…
Good to know I’ll have company. 😉
I have a table reserved…
I hope it’s large enough.
It will be
Not if you’re good.
Good and damned.
But….I read this blog!!!!
Now that could be a problem…
It could indeed…
Sigh. Complications.
We can get past this.
Let’s try….
Consider it done.
You just quoted Father Tim!
I quote people by accident all the time.
Ah. Well, it was a very good quote to have done by accident!
Well they all are really.
I hate to be the bearer of bad shoes.
I think those high heeled bright red pumps look fabulous on you, and make your calves look very firm.
Ah now I’m blushing.
Yeah you are.
That is a start.
I beg to differ
I know you do.
I figured you might.
Of course
ha
You figured right.