Not until I have heard from every single one of you about my last post… the one right below this post… because that post was freekin’ awesome. It had everything. I saved a guy’s life and I did it with Conan the barbarian… sort of… and I threw in a picture and everything. And it is a true story. What more could you want?
I am starting to think that I am spoiling you people.
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Pouring My Art Out 
Do not call us “you people”; we are not spoiled, we’re good little blog followers!
Okay, you have learned everything about my life. You backtracked. You know you are exempt… if that is a real word. You also know I do these weird little experiments to see if I can con my way into a few extra hit points. It is all in the name of fun… and science.
Also, that was a good story, and I was busy, so this was a fast easy way to make sure nobody missed it.
Yes, exempt is a real word. It would make a good tattoo! I once saw a guy with a bar code tattooed on the back of his neck, very funny. I don’t have any tattoos but if I were to get any they would be very clever, ha!
You will learn the story of mine in… the other place…
I missed the fish. But I’ll keep looking!
If you’re promising Cheney and The Crack Squirrels, then I’m here. Their drummer looks lot like Dr.Strangelove.*
* You’re probably too young to have the movie in your psyche, but maybe you’ve seen it: “Dr.Strangelove or How I learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb”
Cheney always made me think of it.
I am almost as old as that movie… or maybe even older. I am old, but I am glad you don’t think I sound old. I love when Slim Pikens rides the bomb to the ground.
I did a post on crack squirrels… with a picture of me and a bunch of squirrels… and another one, down there in the things I would do to make my wife smile ones, where I am stuffing a crack squirrel down my pants.
The fish is just funny because one of the characters in my novel has his penis growing out of the top of his head. The fish lives in Vietnam, and I threw in an exray picture I found in google.
::runs back::
Yeah..I forgot to click the
“Notify me of follow-up comments via email.” block.
🙂
Oh no, don’t forget that. That would be a shame.
Also, I like feedback and have been known to do requests if they are weird enough. I don’t want to sound like a pompous ass… even though I might be one… but for all new vistiors I suggest just scrolling down through the depths of the old posts, or picking random months and scanning quickly through them. Don’t even read anything. Just sort of let the pictures wash over you and see if you like anything. If you are a Conan the barbarian fan, or have anger issues with Romney or Dick Cheney, or just like really weird stuff, you might just find things that make you laugh. But there are people still wandering around down there for ever, like lost souls. Fair warning.
Bwahahahah!!!!!!!!!!
Don’t blame me. I’m new here.
::runs like the wind::
Sorry you came in during one of my many attempts to manipulate people into doing what I wanted. I don’t do that all the time. Welcome. Please pick a comfy chair, and if you wander arround, don’t blame me if you get lost in the swamp of my mind and end up joining the skeletons of other people who didn’t see the quicksand warning signs.
::settles in::
And don’t eat all the snacks. Those are for everybody.
Oh, somewhere down there there are also pictures of a real fish that has his… uhhh… private parts growing out of his head, and lots of other strange stuff. Or if you like to read, there are near death experience stories, lots of weird but true tales, and one third of my sci-fi novel is posted under that button up at the top that says Saloon at the Edge of the Universe.
Watch out for crack squirrels.
I have to go to band practice. I have enjoyed trying to impress you. Feel free to hang around, but if you go, turn out the lights and lock the door. Thanks.
Oh, gosh…I’m VERY impressed!
Will be back soon. Normally I wouldn’t pop in and then run away so fast but I’m in the middle of doing some housework.
😦
Band practice?
(I need to read through your site to find out if you’re the Drum Major or tuba dude or what)
Snacks!!!!!!!!!!!! wooooohoooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My original songs can be found under that button at the top that says my songs… they have cute little videos. I play guitar and sing and write songs.
Whoa. Hang on. Maybe it’s not marching band practice at all. Maybe you’re in some other kind of band. Maybe you’re actually that guy Chris from Coldplay and Willy is really Apple’s little brother, Moses. WOW!!!!! So cool!!!!!
I went to high school with the guys in Mettalica… does that count?
I missed the fish. But I’ll keep looking.
If you’re promising Cheney and The Crack Squirrels, then I’m here. Their drummer looks lot like Dr.Strangelove.*
*You’re probably too young to have the movie in your psyche but maybe you’ve seen it? “Dr.Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb” Cheney always made me think of it.
🙂
Don’t go lying to the newbies. You know good and well you DO do that ALL the time. LOL. And anyways, I just now got a chance to catch up reading and read your savior story and commented BEFORE I even knew you got in another snit and were pouting again so your little ploy failed with me anyways. It is a holiday weekend big boy…numbers drop like a rock…people have places to go and people to see…connect the dots…sheesh. If we didn’t love you so much and you weren’t so entertaining this would be starting to get old ya know.
I have to let the new people know what an idiot and a jerk I am now and then, just to be fair.
“I went to high school with the guys in Mettalica… does that count?”
Oh, yes..
Then you may consider me ‘cool’.
Hey u liar… U did do a new post before we commented on it, a new post about us not commenting on the post you want comments on. Can we really trust you 🙂 anyway will check out your Conan so that your Saturday turns into a bright ray of sunshine.
I like to think of myself not as a liar but more as a shameless manipulator who is not above using guilt and humor to get a few extra hits. But thank you.
And it worked. Damn my conscience 🙂
Damn me for not having one… but it did work.
pft
I know… but seriously…
seriously what? lol
11 comments? I got more than that when I talked about shaving my face while sitting on the toilet, or when I did pictures of Dick Cheney as a tree, a rock and a pizza.
shaving what where??
Oh, look it up. I am too depressed.
ahaha! are you still sick??
No, but that felt better.
what felt better?
glad you’re not sick anymore!
I would rather be sick than be ignored… sigh…
awwww i’m not ignoring you
I know you aren’t. And I am glad for that. But it doesn’t matter… I am mixing it up this week. I am going to do a week or ten days of posts about one baby that I just met. It may get weird.
a baby?
A baby… you’ll see.
you mean i have to wait?
Like for Christmas. That is the way it works.
yeah well i don’t like that either…lol
Okay, Grinchy McGrinch.
ahaha! you know it!
Your heart might grow three sizes.
ouch!
Your chest will adjust… ha!
biting my tonge
Me too… I mean, not your tongue… mine.
oh man….did you hurt yourself
At least I can spell tongue… maybe.
did i spell it wrong?
Go look… maybe you meant you were chewing on something else.
ok..
whatever…
oops
spoo.
yes spoo
lawdy lawdy.
😉