I have made no secret of the fact that I am a huge fan of Conan the barbarian. If he was alive today, I would like to see him having some fun, enjoying the American way of life…
… just doing those things that we all take for granted…
But that has got me thinking… you know… like things sometimes do…
And I fear that this is leading us towards part three of this little escapade…
Things I never want to see Conan doing…
Please join me later so we can all see where exactly my twisted, feverish brain is taking us.










I understand you completely,
and you can call me the “Shoed Sheriff”.
Wanna be my deputy?
Wanna sing, “Bang. Bang.” and karoake like we’re Sonny and Cher.
And you can invite Conan over to sing with us?
Like, now, how messed up is that? Huh?
Conan has a lovely singing voice, just so you know.
ha, ha-ha, and ha-ha-ha.
Thursday night at Sweeny Todd’s Karoake nite, be there or be square. Bring Conan. He can play sonny. How’s you Chere imitation.
I am in a band. I can carry a tune.
I usually have a very dry sense of humor. you may have noticed. I don’t apologize for it.
But as soon as I spotted him grilling (ribs?) I was laughing till I cried..
So now I have to ask myself; What’s up with that?
I do not make sense out of context. Or in it, I guess, but since you keep asking questions to try to look for context, I have tried to comply. It is for you that I am reblogging my old stuff. That is the only way I can help you figure out what is wrong with me. I have done a lot of Conan posts in the past. And once you see them all, you will know ‘what’s up with that’. And then you can tell me, because I have no idea what is going on inside my own head.
I am touched really that you say you are reblogging for me. I am enjoying it and feel badly that my time is of such where I skip around a lot.
I am enjoying the freedom to read like this as repost. AS I said I think its a brilliant move. You should go into marketing,
Between your reblogging and your replies back I am learning what is in your head. I don;’ think you give your self enough credit
It is on me anyway to understand why I found THIS post funny. Just strikes me as odd, I am interested in why. I always want to why.
Thanks for doing the reposting. Its a nice touch of friedship. ~
You know it could just be that I AM funny. There may be nothing deeper to it than that. But the search for understanding must go on.
Could be. But I think there is something deeper , whether you like it or not.
I think funny is a cover-up. I know I have no right to have an opinion.. so there you go. Its a safety net kind of thing.
The search indeed continues… getting more interesting by the post
Funny can be a cover up. But it can also be an integral part of a personality. Acting funny is a cover up. Being funny is an attribute. Like being tall.
I agree, funny is an attribute. Like being short. As long as it is not always in place. Sometimes introspect is good. Without funny, just now and again… to be in touch. To self -reflect,
Tall is good, but you don’t try to hide it by bending down trying to be shorter. Or do you? I write like I know. You own being tall.
I wonder. Though as you say, it is a cover -up too. Is there a deeper you that you ae covering up? And why?
Inquiring Baroness want to know.
No. I am introspective, deep, tall, thoughtful, and funny. I joked with the doctor who was sewing the end of my finger back on. And the doctor who was drilling a rust stain out of my eye. I joked with cops who were arresting me…(when I was young and crazy)… and I laughed at myself during all of my near-death experiences, of which I have more than anyone I ever met. But being funny doesn’t mean you aren’t taking something serriously, just that you can still see the funny side of sometning.
hmmm am I talking to the same guy?
I am actually quite blown-away. For a SD kind of guy you do introspective very well. I like your self-refections not bad..I hear what you mean about “Funny” now. It is how I choose to see “Happy” I get it.
I had not before because I think here on your blog where you are trying to help us get to you, you use funny when the going gets to too personal. I am not saying its a bad thing. Just an observation. I will leave a few comments where I had not been, so I can be speciific.
I think its human nature. As well as it is to be able to see between the lines.
Peace~
I am by no means an SD guy. I am a Berkeley raised hippy freak. I just live here.
well THAT explains everything! I think I know you ~
I am an open book. A confusing, funny, mixed up book.
a misunderstood song writing hippie. I do know you….
Everybody misunderstands the song-writing hippy… sob…
no… I said you were misunderstood, not that I did not understand you.
I do know you.. ,misunderstood hippie.
Now we are on the same page, as it were, so to speak, as they say.
I have to say, I am dying to know where this goes next. I’m telling you, I want to see Conan in the White House, or ripping up a debate or something.
He is a man of all seasons. I can’t wait to find out what happens next also. My brain does not allow me advance notice of its plans.
I understand. I think you are truly messed in said brain. This is the highest compliment I can give.
And I take it as such. Thanks.