Question: If Romney and Cheney fought to the death, who would win?
Answer: All of us…
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As a human being, I am not proud of this joke. Obviously I do not wish for anyone to die.
But it is a pretty good joke.
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Society would win. At least, we’d be halfway there.
That was the puchline of my joke.
So THAT’s what the magic underwear looks like. Ya sure got the Richard’s pasty white behind right I’m betting, but I’d lay odds on Mitty stuffing a sock or two the way this looks. And for pity sakes! The Richard is snakey enough to still be able to do his own dirty deeds if he needs to (anyone want to go hunting with him anymore?) but Mitty wouldn’t know how to kick anyone’s butt by himself if his life depended on it. He’d have to delegate the task to someone else lower down on the food chain to get anything actually done. So my money is going on The Richard. Ssssssssss.
You are way over thinking this…
OMG that was fucking awesome! Hilarious. I LOLed out loud. That’s right, I laughed out loud out loud!
Seriously, I love jokes like that.
I live to serve and serve to live… or something like that.
No dying, but a fading, bad memory would do. Funny? Yes.
Maybe just sexy duelling scars for each of them?
sexy, Cheney, Romney, same sentence? I think NOT!
The Germans used to like them… Hiedelburg school.
Hey, don’t be saying that the Germans like those two. Not all of us are morons.
I just meant it was a fad among the aristocracy when they were young, during those few years, to get a nice duelling scar. That is history, not my opinion. I love the Germans. I have been to Germany.
It’s funny! That would “F. U. N.N. Y.” Just so you know I know.
F.U.N.NY.
Federation of United Non-Republicans for Non-election of Yutzes???
Cute!
I do cute too.
It’s a funny joke!
I suspected as much, but it is hard to be sure.