I have never seen Captain America standing in line. I don’t know if this is because he has people to stand in line for him, or they just let him cut to the front…
I have never seen Wolverine doing yard work in his garden. But I bet if I did, he would be muttering something about showing Edward Scissor Hands who is the boss…
I do know that there are cell phone photos floating around on the internet claiming to be of Iron Man in a car wash. I personally think these are fakes!
They didn’t even bother to use two different pictures of Iron Man. That is just lazy Photoshop work.
I have also never seen Thor getting a haircut…
But he is really more of a God than a Superhero anyway.
Pouring My Art Out 
I never see Spiderman at the DMV, either.
True dat!
I’m mostly shocked Thor would get his haircut at an inner city barbershop. The chainsaw, no surprise.
He has tough hair.
Its not like Thor has a lot of money stashed away in his tights. Do superhero’s pay for things? Like cops do they get free coffee and donuts and breakfast sandwiches? Do they sit around at 7-11 waiting for crime to happen chatting with the overnight worker who just wants them to leave so he can go out back and smoke some…
cigarettes…
yes, cigarettes…
What Thor? My eyes are red? No, I think I just have a cold. I get allergies restocking the beer in the cooler.
That is a bad allergy to have.
This makes me think if they are even real people!
I did that so subtely… did I spell that right?
Gotta love these … especially the last one. Meanwhile, I invite you and your friends here to attend my celebratory post party tomorrow.
Celebrating what?
1000th post.
Wow.
or superman not being able to open a jar of pickles
And then there’s Wonder Woman and her invisible jet. How do they clear her for takeoff and landing if they can’t even SEE the jet?
I thought those exact words when I was coming up with ideas for these.
Never saw superman wait for someone to finish in the phone booth to get done so he could change.
Which reminds me, those first two guys, the ones that screamed it’s a bird, it’s a plane. What were they so excited about?
Never seen Batman stop for gas
Never seen Batman forget a gadget. “oh crap, the batarang is in my other suit”
Ok I’ll stop. Lol
I have one more to do, and then I might do a song tomorrow.
That bird/plane thing cracked me up.