I would like to see this…

Nobody likes to do their taxes.

A friend of mine… (hey, Geek)… suggested a Superhero asking for directions. He thought it unlikely that Spiderman would know how to get to every address in New York. Even cab drivers can’t do that without help. I like the idea, but I am going to stay with our friend the Hulk on this one.

I even made up an imaginary conversation for this next picture, so stay tuned below…

Mr. Romney… “You want to smash the I.R.S. building, you say?”

Hulk… “Hulk smash puny Treasury Department.”

Mr. Romney… “Well, I think you want to go down to the Lincoln Memorial and then hang a right. Or was that a left? I have lived in D.C. for a while now, but, um, I usually have someone driving me around, so I don’t really pay much attention.”

Hulk… “So ask driver where Hulk smash money people.”

Mr. Romney… “Well, he is inside of that big black car over there. The one you smashed.”

Hulk… “Hulk not have all day.”

Mr. Romney… “I can promise you that the building you are looking for is just North of that Washington monument. South. I mean South. It is South. I just know it.”

Hulk… “You say Lincoln before. Not Washington. Hulk not like to have his chain yanked.”

Mr. Romney… “Well, it might be near that house, the white one, you know? What do they call that place?”

Hulk… “White House?”

Mr. Romney… “Yes, that’s the place. You know, I might be living there soon.”

Hulk… “You become leader of free world? Run this country?”

Mr. Romney… “It is practically money in the bank.”

Hulk… “Hulk smash now.”

Mr. Romney… “Ow.”