How come the more religious people get, the less people they want to let into heaven?
Shouldn’t that be the other way around?
Sorry, I guess that was two questions…
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This Christian doesn’t believe that particular piece of information as it resides in other denominations that I am not associated with. I also don’t think God would have sent his Son to have people repent and then set a limit. I mean, it will have been filled years ago, lol. (Although the group that believes the 144k thing mentioned earlier believes if you are good enough you can bump someone else out… how terrible is that? Lol.
They could hold a raffle…
sounds like the makings of another bloody war in heaven….again.
They need better security.
i think satan may be the night watchman……………
its an exclusive boys club……quite frankly judging from some of the religios that ive met i dont want to go to heaven………imagine spending eternity with all those bores discussing if its ethical to eat pork sausages or not …or what kind of hat one is supposed to wear……..and as for the virgins……….well i doubt they remain virgins for very long in anycase……what do they do with the virgins after the fact?……..send them to hell i suppose……..not that im really interested in virgins as in this day an age she would have to be about 13 to be a virgin in anycase …..and id by default have to be sent to hell for being a peadophile………….its just a non win situation so ill just rather go straight to hell wiith all the real people…………
That was the most awesome answer(s) to a silly question ever!!!
yip see you when we get to hell dude……………..
Save me a seat by the fire…
for sure…ill organize the fire and bring suasage and jerky….you bring thr whiskey and ole elroy can bring cupcakes or something…..im looking forward already…..
Don’t forget your swimsuit for the lake of fire.
i suppose suntan lotion would be useful too…………
maybe.
just a thought….do they make speedos out of kevlar?……..
If they do it sounds uncomfortable.
Ah, I think you would both be better served if your speedos were constructed of asbestos rather than kevlar…not sure kevlar is fireproof actually. Came across the interesting info that it was invented by Polish-American chemist Stephanie Kwolek while working for DuPont. Didn’t know that. Also just discovered that it is in fact related to Nomex, which is in fact fire resistant and what top fuel drag racers that I have known and loved have been wearing suits made of since the ’60’s. So guess your speedos could be made of Nomex instead, would probably be a lot more comfy. If I bring the hot wings and blankets may I join your party?
Kevlar is also itchy. But we can’t actually protect ourselves from the heat… it is Hell after all. The kevlar is because we are bringing bows and crossbows to play with, and we must protect the future of our species!
Ah…I wasn’t exactly thinking of protection from the heat of hell so much as the bursting into flames of curling locks in the nether regions when taking those dips into the lake of fire…that could hurt a bit…
We gotta toughen up a little. I am sure it will be fine.
ohh no asbestos is dangerous…….and testicilar cancer is possibly worse than hell………yip anon you are more that welcome to joint the party….the more the merrier……..bur please no corny red suits and pitch forks….
I am going to wear a parka!
i think ill probably wear one of my camos….after all we are gointg into a war zone……….
Good point. I will wear a helmet.
Me too, they sound like a bunch of elitist snobs. I’ve made tons of selfish choices and hurt people. To a certain extent, I am remorseful. I have learned from my mistakes so I don’t care if I’m forgiven. There is no higher authority in my life than me.
Bravo.
Some people like to feel good about themselves by making others suffer. Those dicks.
Hey, I’ve got an idea for you, sir. I’ll pitch it to you like this:
Mittman and Rybin.
You gotta Photoshop Bruce Waynery and Batness onto Mitt, and Dickishness and Robinism onto Paul Ryan. Then, we’ll work on a story based on the pictures. I’m not afraid of someone ripping off this idea, because it’s so bad. But that’s what makes it great.
If you can get three people to support this idea, and contribute money to our super pac, I will do the picture.
I’ll support the idea but I’m not big on contributing money to super pacs so guess I only count as 1/2.
The money is just to prove you are serious. It can be Monpoly money. The thing for me is that Batman wears a full mask, so how do I show it is Romney?
Because there are only 144,000 spots in heaven, that’s why. At least a pamphlet told me so.
You got your reservation, right? I do not get how the Mormons get new people into their church when they already have all the seats in heaven booked in advance. What is the lure? The magic underpants?
You’re thinking Jehovah Witness, they’re the 144,000 people. Mormons are the ones with many wives even though they don’t really do that. So I guess the religious leaders are even lying about what they’re doing? I’m confused.
Religious leaders lying? What are you trying to say?
I’m as in disbelief as you are. If something was 100% positive and pure there’d be no reason to lie. This must be one of the pillars Hercules had to overcome. You know Hercules, the guy Jesus was based on.
Long hair… liked to knock down temples… hey, you are right!
Which one cut off Medusa’s head?
Jason? Spamaclese? Homer? Menopause? Oddissius? Sparticus? Sampson? Pladoh? Soccrates? Aristotle Onasis?
well – that was a good answer – I had one but it pales in comaprison – something along the lines of…something similar but also because I think that people get fanatical about whatever their cause is because they are tying to keep themselves convinced and don;t trust themselves to ..continue on the so called enlightened path… like an ex smoker who was one of the rudest ones around – ;ighting up anywhere anytime not giving a monkey’;s uncle about anyone else around them but once they quit – who do you think the loudest antismoking ahole is? because they don;t trust themselves… just saying…probably not even close but I have been thinking about it for awhile cause all of a sudden I guess I need to be saved and I m going straight to hell – what the F*** I did to deserve that …. yeah… it doesn;t make much sense… maybe its my crappy typing skills ..or the fact I wanted to drop an F bomb… that is good enough reason I guess
Your ex-smoker analogy is a good one. There is no bigger hypocrite than an “ex-sinner.”
Hey.I just said that. Or the first part at least.
That ex-smoker analogy is a really good point.
Part of the reason is because, when you are “born again,” you are told that nothing you have done in the past matters and you are now one of “God’s chosen.” Therefore you are superior to the “secular” crowd, who will burn if they don’t repent. It’s an ego stroking yes, but one that is very believable when you have possibly a hundred or more people constantly reminding you of it.It makes you full of yourself and smug-puts you on an ego trip.
I wasn’t really expecting an answer, but that is a good one.
Thanks-been there, done that.
ooooh.
How often this happens…. it’s sad…. 😦
It is.
Yeah well, good question. Not too loud now…
Should I type smaller next time?
Ha! No way, the controversial questions are always the best.
I get contraversial sometimes. I just don’t want to upset anyone. It is a tightrope…
Screw it, I say. The more people talk through things, the better. Bring on the controversy!
Now you are just trying to get people to be all reasonable and stuff.
How dare I really.
I like the idea. I just don’t think it likely…
No, me neither. But we can dream.
It’s funny, but I hardly ever dream about reasonable people.
Yeah. I mostly dream about fish these days. And they are anything but reasonable.
The puffer fish is the most reasonable of creatures. That fish with the penis on its chin, I am not so sure. It has barbs on it…
Was that intended to arouse me? I mean, not that I am or anything. Aroused I mean.
Just a reference to a recent post I did that tied in nicely with a character in my book.