My new, improved Olympic sports are a success!

And my simple idea for making archery more exciting to watch is a huge hit… (I wanted to say it’s a bullseye, but I would never stoop to such a lame joke)…

Here is our lovely model, Brittanee, showing off the shirt that the archers must now wear during the competition…

The first updated archery contest took place in Sherwood forest, and thanks to the multitude of hidden cameras, fans had an opportunity to see some world-class arrow shooting, as well as some pretty darn good running and hiding.

Here is silver medal winner, Pin Ku Shin, showing the intense focus that makes him such a strong contender…

I caught up with the new gold medal winner, Herbert Shaft, and asked him how he was feeling…

“Look at this,’ Mr. Shaft commented smugly, “You call this archery? The guy didn’t even hit my shirt, let alone the target.”

I do, however, have one sad piece of news to relate. Brittanee, our lovely model for the target shirts… (which can be purchased in any Target store)… got so excited to get Mr. Shaft’s autograph that she ran into Sherwood forest looking for him.

Before the archery match was finished…