Monthly Archives: May 2012

I am not following you because you suck!

Wait… Sorry… that came out wrong… I guess I could have said; I am not not following you because you suck… But that is a double negative, and it sounds like I am following you, and you do suck. I … Continue reading

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Your smile…

The stars pale in the heavens at your approach… Your eyes hold the glimmering of the radiant, laughing moon, frolicking on a deep and windswept lake… But your smile, your smile, Milady, lights my heart and my soul as the poor sun tries vainly … Continue reading

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Dick Cheney… gettin’ volcaney

Or; What is that spurting out of that Dick’s head? Don’t be concerned, it’s only lava… Sorry, Dotty, I know I promised no more pictures of the lovable Mr. Cheney, but I thought the world should be aware of what he looks like when … Continue reading

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I feel bad about this, but…

I have tried begging, manipulation, trickery, and seduction, all to get you people to go back and read this blog from the beginning, which is the only way it makes any sense. None of those things have worked… (well, three … Continue reading

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I love you guys…

So I was reading my own blog from the beginning today… (I admit that I think I am so funny that I do that sometimes, just to remind myself how funny I am)… But this time I was doing it … Continue reading

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The day of the dolphin…

or; Why I like kids better than adults… When Jessica was about 5 or 6, she took a class field trip to Sea World. We have gone to Sea World lots of times over the years, although I have very … Continue reading

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Does this ever happen to you?

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The Seven (Inspirational) Samurai… Part 2

Now, the rest of my victims… I mean recipients, for the… 1. http://ohmygawdjustdowhatisay.wordpress.com/ This is the blog of my friend Ginger Snaap, and she is one spicy cookie… (HA)… She inspires me for many reasons. Her family has had more than their … Continue reading

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The Seven (Inspirational) Samurai… Part 1

It is time to pass on the… … to seven lucky people. I have decided to take a few liberties with this part… (like you didn’t see that coming)… For one thing, I will not be bothered by the fact … Continue reading

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No way…

10, 011 Hits!!! I love you all… I thank you all… If I can figure out who pushed me over the edge, I am going to slobber all over them like a Saint Bernard puppy… I also have just a handful less … Continue reading

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