The rules for this unexpected new award that was bestowed upon me,

are the standard rules associated with most of these awards.

1. Thank the person who gave it to you, and toss them a nice link…

2. Write 7… (why is it always 7?… that seems so biblical)… things about yourself…

3, Pass the award on to 7 other people…

I have done #1… (see below, last post)…

Here are 7 things about me;

1. I was unaware of this fact, but it turns out that I am inspirational… (or at least that I managed to inspire one person one time on a very good day)…

2. I am less than 50 hits away from 10,00 views…

3. If someone, right now, went through and just clicked once on each of my posts, even if they don’t want to read any of them, they would help me reach the magic number, be my best friend for life, and earn my undying…

4. Evidentially, I have no shame, pride, scruples, integrity, or self respect, and I would do anything or say anything just to get a few hits…

5. I am funny, but to verify this startling claim, you would have to read some more of my posts… (dang it, I am doing it again)…

6. I seem to suffer from short term memory loss, or did I say that already?

7. I have been falsely accusing WordPress of having a vendetta against me because they never put my posts up on the ‘humor wall’ or ‘page’ or whatever they call those things where they let us be displayed until we drop down out of sight and mind 30 seconds later… (Except for the ‘sitting on the toilet’ wall, which I have stayed on top of for months now)… I went into my dashboard, played with the settings, erased my humor heading and retyped it, and now I get put up on the humor wall thingy just about every single time…. (On the other hand, maybe they were just getting nervous because I was making waves and stirring people up, and they decided to lull me into a false sense of my own importance… ha, I already have a false sense of my own importance, so you are wasting your time, WordPress… and you still print my blog upside down, because it is meant to be read from the beginning, like a BOOK, and not like some ancient papyrus scroll, which most likely started from the top anyway, because that makes sense, even to people who worship crocodiles and make boats out of reeds… and you do make it hard to fix our new posts when we accidentally erase them by doing something stupid)…