Somewhere in the prehistory of this blog, I may have promised that this was an interactive blog. That I welcomed ideas and input. That I would, in short, take requests…
I now honor that commitment.
This is for Dotty…
I will neither take the blame nor the credit for these pictures. My friend Dotty asked that I include some guy named David Cameron in my ninja series. (I don’t know who he is either. I am an American. How can we expected to keep track of who runs what country, for crying out loud? Dotty is English, and I suppose that guy is too. Or he might be the Grand Poobah of Uzbeki-beki-beki-stan-stan for all I know… Why does that sound so familiar???)…
All I know is that Dotty sounded like she really wanted ninjas to attack this Dave guy, and I went a little extra graphic to keep her quiet… uh, I mean happy…
I also had a request that I must admit I wrestled with… Because I wasn’t sure I could do it….
The request was not for any particular Muppet…
Any Muppet would do…
I pointed out that the kids would not be happy…
They suggested that if it was the Swedish chef, the kids would get over it…
I figured if they had the guts to ask for it, I would give them the real deal, and let the chips… and giblets and frog legs… fall where they may…
(I am not going to post the names of the people who wanted to see this, in case the public outcry becomes a crowd of townspeople showing up outside my house with torches)…
I give you, the single most disturbing image I have ever created, and that says something, let me tell you.
Have you seen the rest of my blog?











Thank you!
Wink.
Ok, first… where is the picture of a Ninja fighting Yoda? The really crazy flying around all over the place swinging a lightsaber yoda… And what about ninja Jedi? Or Ninjedi?
And for real creepy, can we get some ninjas stealthily stealing candy from babies?
And whats sad is, I watch so much BBC, BBC News, Who, IT Crowd, and other BBC 1 and channel 4 shows, I immediately knew Cameron.. I think my ex wife is right and I should just give up and move to Britain… See if Dottie has a room for rent…
I was in London for three days. It was awesome.
Ninjedi is the best made up word ever. I did a Yoda picture for you. Not a gruesome one. You will have to use your imagination…
Ninjedi is great, though I’m slightly partial to awesomesauce, I was shocked when I found someone else who said that. But not as disappointed as I was when I heard someone use the word spaghetto, until that point I thought I was a genius for coming up with it.
So I just commented on yoda, I had seen it but was in my car driving and just now got chance to
My daughter Jessica uses awesomesauce… and now we all do… sorry. She is in college, so she hears the cool stuff.
Back away from the frog!
It isn’t me doing it… I swear… these ones were not even in my mind… the Oompa Loompas, yeah, I’ll cop to that… but not Kermit… never Kermit… sob
fantastic!
awwww, shucks
Its a little more disturbing than I anticipated. I LOVE IT!!
Dear pmao,
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
I can die happy now I’ve seen that picture.
Imagine it on News At Ten.
BRAVE NINJA BEHEADS CAMERON – BUT STILL CAN’T WIPE THE SMUG GRIN OFF HIS SMUG FACE
I love it. 🙂
Love Dotty xxx
I hurt my back bowing…
Don’t look at the other picture. It is just wrong.
Dear pmao,
I don’t see anything wrong with either of the pictures.
Love Dotty xxx
You make the grinch look like santa claus…