I swear I am almost done with this whole Mr. Cheney bit.
But I have been spending a lot of time with Dick, and I am sort of feeling as if I know him a little now. After careful deliberation, I have concluded that there are three jobs that he would be exceptionally well suited for…
He would be perfect for professional wrestling. I just picked sumo sort of at random. If you would rather see him as an American or Mexican or even Mongolian wrestler, then go to my early posts full of Photoshop tips and learn how to do this yourself.
The next job I chose for America’s best-known Dick is the perfect job for him for two reasons…
I can picture him as the executioner… But it is equally amusing to imagine him as the customer.
And last but not least, my all time favorite pick for the best job ever for Mr. Dick Cheney…
Pouring My Art Out 
Rat Cheney reminds me of that huge rat Ben from Willard. But more evil.
Way more evil.
I don’t get the last one. Did you change anything?
I shaved his face so you could see him better.
Ratscaping. oh yeah…
Dear pmao,
JESUS CHRIST that rat thing scared me when I scrolled down. It’s just twenty types of WRONG!
Love Dotty xxx
Only one more set to go… the worst jobs for Dick, and we can move on.
Sumo wrestling is out, his heart can’t handle the girth. I liked Dick Hitler the best.
He would have been a good dictator. He was more than half way there as it is.