Please sing a song with me…

this song is sung to the tune of Queen’s ‘Fat Bottomed Girls’…

Just give it a try…

I was just a skinny lad

Back before I became a Dad

But I learned life before I left my luxury…

Left alone with baby Jessy

Maybe the house was a little messy

Some day, girl, you’re gonna make a blog with me…

I been writing this by hand

Trying to send it across the land

I’ve read every bloggin’ floozy on the way…(hey)

But their lousy writing style

Got sort of old after a while

Give me my blue-eyed, bloggin’ lady every time…

chorus…

Are…you gonna type it up tonight…

Oh…in the monitor’s bright blue light…

Are…you gonna let it all hang out…

That bloggin’ girl, she makes the bloggin’ world go round…

Now I got a mortgage on my home

I got writer’s cramp in…