Tag Archives: life style

Manly men???

Why the hell is it that every time there is a TV show that uses the word ‘manly’, it is always a show about something stupid? It shows guys eating way to much, or doing something idiotic and dangerous, or being sexist … Continue reading

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Why yes, I will be your life coach… for a nominal fee…

I have decided that my idea to get you to pay me to keep hounding you to write that great novel… you know, if the NaNoWriMo people aren’t up to the task… was thinking too small on my part. So … Continue reading

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If lovin’ me is wrong, I don’t want to be right… but this is so wrong… on so many levels…

I know… believe me, I know… none of us will ever get the image of me leaning in and planting a sloppy, wet kiss… on my own bad self. And the really sick part is that I tried to slip … Continue reading

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Weird things I do to entertain myself… because I’m weird… part 5…

I like to wear my Captain Jack Sparrow pirate hat… The only place I don’t wear it is at Disneyland. And the only time I don’t wear it is around Halloween… Nope, I wear it when I am blogging… I … Continue reading

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When you zip past me on the freeway, it just makes you look insane…

… because… you know… I’m already speeding…

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Why I want to be a cartoon… part 5…

I am still stuck on this whole fashion thing… cartoons get to wear the coolest clothes… especially the villains… That ‘big shoulders’ look always works, right? And who doesn’t like a cape? And a big hat? And a magic snake … Continue reading

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Being a man is not as easy as it used to be… so here are some tips…

You are supposed to be strong… But not so strong that you can’t wipe your own ass. You are supposed to be successful… But don’t spend so much time chasing money that you end up paying strangers to raise your own kids. … Continue reading

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Making more mutants…

Mollie and I have decided that sloths are just about the cutest animals there are. If we could be sloths, we would. Oh wait… I have a mutant making machine. So I can be a sloth if I want to. … Continue reading

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