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Well, I don’t usually give advice to the Commander in Chief and the Joint Chiefs of Staff… but here’s an idea…

Instead of dropping bombs on these ISIS guys… or ISIL… is it ISIL now??? Isn’t that one of the kids in The Sound Of Music movie???… but, why don’t we try dropping Big Macs on them instead? I know, it sounds … Continue reading

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Hey ISIS…

You have been experiencing an insurrection lasting more than four hours. You should immediately call your doctor to avoid permanent injury.

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An open letter to ISIS… or, as I like to think of you, and all due respect to George Clooney here, the men who sleep with goats…

Dear ISIS, you petulant, spoiled, obnoxious little baby-men… Islam was once renowned for its tolerance of other religions and open-mindedness, as well the beauty of its architecture, its culture and its interest in education and learning. So what the hell happened to … Continue reading

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Well, I don’t usually give advice to the Commander in Chief and the Joint Chiefs of Staff… but here’s an idea…

Instead of dropping bombs on these Isis guys, why don’t we try dropping Big Macs on them first… I know, it sounds like a crazy idea at first… most of my ideas seem crazy at first, and it isn’t until … Continue reading

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