Step one- Invite all your male friends to your favorite bar/strip club.

Step two- Get your friends good and drunk.

Step three- Announce, with all the manly alpha-maleness that you can muster: “I am voting for Kamala Harris”,

Now, one of two things will happen.

Thing one- your friends all look at each other, and without much thought or discussion, they all agree that that is the right thing to do.

Congratulations! You are an actual Alpha male. (You do not actually need to vote that way, but it would prove you are an Alpha male that does not follow the pack, but leads it, and nobody tells you what to do, and you will make your own decisions. And you will help save the country, too).

Thing 2- Your friends either laugh at you, leave, both, or else take you outside and kick your ass around the parking lot, and then leave… while they all laugh.

Now, if you do get ‘number two’d’ on, and I hate to be the one to point this out, but you aren’t an Alpha anything. One of you drunken friends is. You are number 2… at best… if you will pardon a bad pun.

Any real “Alpha male” would take this challenge. They are not afraid to do their own thing. This is also an easy way to tell if you are any sort of Alpha.