I swam with a sea turtle once, off Maui. Best day ever.

I feel pretty… oh so pretty…

Lunch time!!!

I am sensing an aquatic theme?

Maybe?

My favorite Italian meal? Turtle-ini.

Well, I thought it was funny.

That guy isn’t smiling.

Tough crowd.

Completely unruffled.

In my defense, I never said all the photos were of live animals. Also, if you held a goldfish in a glass bowl over that, they would probably just die from fright.

See, more nonliving animals.