Okay.. what the actual heck?… I hear you all muttering. This could have been on the saving Christmas series of posts, but bear with me.

First of all, to clear things up, why did I have one fancy, flame and metallic-red, super long fingernail?

Because Mollie, our younger daughter, shown on the left above, got an awesome nail doing set for late Christmas.

Her sister Jessica got the glitter treatment.

Not bad for beginners.

Mollie, seen here holding hands with her boyfriend, went for the more subdued stars.

I wanted to join in, and as an artist, I wanted the perfect way to wave goodbye to four years of rubish.

I went with the deep-red metallic background and the ever classy flames, on a long pointy nail so tRump wouldn’t miss my salute.

The thing is… hey, thing, where you been?… I am secure in my masculinity, and now I am secure in my democracy. So I kept it on for a few hours until it caught on something and came off.