Oh yeah, I am painting Gandhi on an egg next Easter.

I flattened him out like a map of the world!

I think these demonstrate my theory that doing mirror images on faces, which are already symmetrical, is a waste of time… unless the subject is looking off to the side.

What is the sound of one Gandhi eating another Gandhi?

And now, as promised, some sexy… almost… pictures of a famous movie star.

Hey, I’m not here to judge you.

But if you do find these photos sexy…

You are weirder than I am…

And I am the one running this freak show.