I always liked this one dead pirate in Disney’s Pirates of the Caribbean ride. He went down fighting. He went not gently into that good night. He spit in death’s eye, aiming his pistol into death’s face.

That is what I am going to do. I am going to slam my balls right into death’s grinning skull face…  no… I am talking about my figurative black powder pistol balls… why do you have to make everything so dirty?