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Pouring My Art Out 
Well there is a Cheddar Gorge. Will that do?
So I could gorge on cheddar… yes… that will do…
You’ll have to go to Birmingham for the ham part though.
Okay, but I am staying away from Oxnard…
If you want to be located in the town center of Cheddarcheeseham, you have to specify to the real estate agent you wish to view property in Oldcheddarcheeseham. It can be very expensive property so if you are comfortable in a newer part of the village check out Greeneggsham.
Isn’t that between Eggsnbaconshire and Spamford?
Spamford – Ha!Good one.
we should Google it… it might be a real place…
There’s no reason you can’t get a bit of land just outside Cheddar and name it what you wish…
That would work… because without the ham…
I know; no point at all…you could attempt to twin Cheddar with Chesham?!
will they let me do that, or do I have to wait until I rule the universe???
The people of cheddar don’t give a crap about your interstellar role…
they don’t need to… they have the best cheese…
damn them and their oneupmanship!
Manship is a little town just outside OldCheddartown.
now you’re just making stuff up!!
No… it’s true… you go by Clamdip, turn left at Fromageington, continue on into West Littlebigfordshire, past the old holy city of Swisstonmarket, and if you reach Fonduewichester or Velveetaston, you went too far… way too far…
I see your point…
seriously???
I never joke about seeing points…except that one time…
the one on my head???
That’s called a nose you silly billy
eeewwww
wwwwwaaaaarrrrrrhhhhhhhhhh
that too to two tutu
Just past Hardship… near Newstiltonburger…
after they made Cheddar, they broke the mold…
Don’t tell that to the people who live in Mold!
well I don’t speak to people who live in mold…
How would you know?
fair point
I dyed it, thanks for noticing
stunning
gunning
cunning
I hear this place is so popular, they have a waiting list.
I will make a reservation.
Dang…CJ beat me to it.
you gotta be quick around here
Not at all…
I didn’t think so
Can you dig clams?
I do dig clams, they a groovy and happening…
They happen in the sand..
What of this radio talk?
I thought we were doing 60’s slang
i don’t know about you,
i was just writing..
there is not such thing as ‘just’ writing
No?
no
What do yo mean?
Wait… I have to mean stuff?
Well yeah, well no…….
that’s what I thought
yup
yorp
proy…………
hA
Huh