If Trump was in charge, he would already be using the money he is getting for his presidential campaign to pay the bills. Also, he would be serving very old Trump steaks in the clubhouse… he has warehouses full of them. The main thing to remember is that the only people who will be playing golf on that course are members of the 1%. The only way the rest of you are getting anywhere near the place is if you are on the greens… on your knees… keeping them manicured with fingernail trimmers.
Bernie, well, he would want to give free golf lessons to everybody… which is a sweet idea… as long as we all don’t mind paying for everybody’s lessons… except the place will always be too crowded for anyone to actually golf.
Yes, Hillary might lose the email with your reservations. She might even let a few Wall Street bankers cut in the buffet line. But at least we will all be welcome.
Pouring My Art Out 
Golf is a game for honest players. Trump wouldn’t be allowed anywhere near it …
He buys his way in…
I’ll run it, if you like. It will probably be a place of debauchery within about a week, but the steaks will be good and there will be the option of using Trump’s face as a tee.
Put his face in all the toilets, too, and you have a deal.
I read that first as ‘punch his face’. Either way works for me 🙂
oooh… punch it, then stick it in a toilet…
It just gets better and better!
of course… ha… golf course joke…
Also, Bernie would point out that the playing field is not level, and different holes have different complexity levels, so everyone would have to play the same one hole on a completely flat surface.
That sounds like more fun to me…