
I know, I like to joke that I am the head of a secret organization bent on conquering the world… (AKA ‘my blog’)… by the clever use of humor… but let’s make this official.
I am now running for the office of King Of The World.
Yes, I know, I am already the Ruler Of All The Known Universes… a position I won mostly due to low voter turnout… but seriously, if you put me in charge of this crazy planet, it doesn’t much matter which crazy person is in charge of which country… because I can simply overrule them.
Also, as you might know… or can easily find out by typing the word ‘rules’ in my search bar… I would be an awesome leader… I can make things better.
Trust me.
Vote early and vote often!!!









Not when I was paying attention.
there you go then
I’ll be behind you as long as you don’t opine on your penis. Because, really, I don’t care.
Have I ever done that?
Oh, Oh, can I be in charge of Kumquats? Love saying that word – kumquat, kumquat, kumquat, kumquat, kumquat, kumquat, …
We do need a good kumquat man…
Count me in – I’m your kumquatman.
wasn’t that a Van Halen song???
If you become King of the World, may I be Princess of the Blogosphere? I’d make a really good princess.
I don’t see why not