Okay… perhaps, in the name of good taste and your own mental health, you shouldn’t love yourself quite as much as I love me… but here is a simple way to cheer yourself up when you are feeling as blue as that shirt I am wearing…
Just pick any love song that pops into your head, and change all the words ‘you’ to the word ‘me’… or ‘I’… whichever works better grammatically…
Here is my favorite example… feel free to sing it with me…
I am my sunshine
My only sunshine
I make me happy
When skies are grey
I’ll never know dear
How much I love me
Please don’t take… my sunshine… away…
Pouring My Art Out 
This photo reminds me of… wait you look like a preacherman doubled.
well, I did get my minister credentials…
Why am I not surprise?
I collect useless titles…
I collect useless objects…
I think we all do that to some degree
Yup.
phew
Relief to know I’m not alone, right?
The two of you look very happy.
oh… we are