
Remember, kids, sexy sells! I know, I pride myself on having a mostly family-friendly blog… despite the best efforts of some of my minions… I’m looking at you, Trent… and the fact that I occasionally tag my posts… randomly… with tags like: ‘free porn’ and ‘big boobs… look, don’t judge me… I explained all that… it is a public service… I figure if I can get those people who spend all day on the internet looking at porn sites to spend a little time here, I am doing us a all a service… and at least they get to rest for a few minutes… in fact, I think I will tag this post that way, just to prove my point… and boost my stats… HA!
Anyway, remember that a lot of people find your blog while scrolling down the endless topic board wall things where our posts go when we tag them… (I once tagged a post ‘sitting on the toilet’, and, while a post tagged as ‘humor’ will get bumped way down in minutes, my post sat on that wall at the top for weeks… and the post was about sitting on the toilet… sort of… maybe you should type ‘sitting on the toilet’ in my search bar)
A sexy picture on the topic walls will almost certainly draw the curious… and horny… visitors to your blog… what you do with them after that is up to you…









Wait, am I supposed to say something really steamy now? Because I totally good. As soon as I put some clothes on.
never use steam while naked…