So… you know that tiki I am carving that looks just like me?
Well, as I was rounding down the corner of my face, I found this crack that didn’t seem to be too bad… until I started chasing it… to see how bad it was…
The thing about having a crack in your head, combined with having crack squirrels in your head… is that if I had just ignored it, it wouldn’t have been quite so bad… but I was worried about that black stuff… that might be wood rot… so I started chasing the crack.
I finally made myself stop… because… you know… I have ears…
Pouring My Art Out 
The likeness is uncanny, it’s as if you were meant to spring from a block of wood.
destiny
fated!
farted
old…
ha
hehe
are we doing this again?
what comes around goes around
Banter.
small talk…
pigmy gab
oompa loompa gabble
Ummagumma
HAH!
HA! I stumped the panel!
Research that one…No you didn’t!
research… you can’t give me homework… I’m the teacher here!!!
Fine…
…ooo000ooo…
See what I did with that!?
So not sooooo stumped lol.
In fact perfectly appropriate!
I never said you weren’t that
What perfectly appropriate….?
I know that already…
🙂 🙂 🙂
exactly
Haha…well I am tapping out. Tired and I have curtains to hang and a 5yo to tuck away in his nesty! Peace
peace out!
Would that be the crack where your crack squirrels live?
well it must be, mustn’t it????
Crack Head! Ahhh, that elusive parent = mother English – how she changes as the years pass. Your younger readers may not believe me but “crack head” used to have such a different meaning –
I think we all know that
Ruff!
yup
Just couldn’t leave be!
nope
Just say no! Too dope…
okayp
Love it! yupped…
extra p’s for everybody!
Our i mean “nope!”
soap
i love the magick of soap!
It is a good invention
You can buy or carve a wooden squirrel and have it run out of the crack?
I will give that a try