Seriously… what is going on with that chicken? I was busy yesterday, so I decided to cheat and pick up a rotisserie chicken at the store instead of cooking. When I pulled it out of the bag, it was all slumped over on one side like it was posing in a dirty magazine… or maybe like it got run over by a truck…. but just imagine that chicken is laying on a bed instead of a plate… wait, what? Well, yes, I could have used Photoshop and put it on the bed for you… but I can’t do everything around here… do you want your imagination to atrophy?
Pouring My Art Out 
Didn’t you see the warning on the package “Caution: chicken may be hot”?
ZING!
ha
oh, snap
Yeah, what’s up with that public?
good question
Like the public will answer!
one hopes they will…
Could be, a couple more hits, for the ego meter!
I like the sound of that… where can I buy one?
i don’t kn0w! Spread the word…
I spread the peanut butter
On top of the peanut or underneath the peanut?
mixed around the chunks of peanut
No! No! Not mixing peanut with butter!
no, but we have chunky peanut butter
chunky
what kind of chunks?
uh… chunks of peanut…
You sure!
never!
Not even a little?
maybe some
Question;
has wordpress be fucking up badly for you, seems to have a mind of it’s own within me?
It was bad, now it is a little better…
Not in my case, it seems i’m always correcting wordpresses mistakes.
they should correct a few of their own
Yeah, do think that’s likely?
no
Damn
yup
Hey, “what you tell a motherfuck with two black eyes?”
Nothing! “You’ve done told him twice already!”
lol
I heard a different version of that joke
!ewA
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Yikes! It looks like it’s been through a radioactive waste dump. My chickens are a much happier crew – maybe they can cheer up your little fellow:
but mine can teach yours how to pose for Playboy…
LOL That made my day .. Nommy looking too! Yay for sexy chicken!!!
tasty and sexy… oh, yeah…
That is one funky chicken!
It reminded me of that photo Burt Reynolds did in the pantyhose… way back in the day…