***WARNING***
This is a test, and the answer you give might very well permanently alter the way I think of you.
***NO CHEATING***
I will give the correct answers… the only correct answers… at the bottom of the page after I place a row of little stars… (*)… DO NOT SKIP AHEAD AND READ THE ANSWERS!!!
The crack squirrels will be watching!
Now, go type your answer in the comment box…
HEY!
I said NO CHEATING!
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Here are the answers that I will accept… (obviously, the wording might not be exactly the same as what I seriously hope you typed, but the spirit damn well better be)…
- WTF? They are cartoon characters, what possible difference can their sexual orientation make?
- Even though they are just cartoon characters, we still have no right to judge them for their sexual orientation.
- Who cares, and my god is a loving and accepting all-powerful deity, and has room in his/her heart for all his/her children.
- Who gives a crap, and I don’t believe in god, because he makes people hate the very gay people he supposedly created.
- I hope they both are… they make a lovely couple… I hope they move in next door to me!
- Uh, I’m pretty sure that what is destroying the ‘sanctity’ of marriage is all the cheaters and abusers who are married.
- While I admit that lesbians do have something to do with global warming… or climate change… or whatever… so do the rest of us… when you get right down to it.
- I thought Dick Cheney undermined our society when he institutionalized torture… Dick Cheney isn’t a lesbian, is he?
- Hey, I am a lesbian… and this is NOT funny!!!
Pouring My Art Out 
There has to be a god for god to have an opinion on it. As for the opinion of mankind, who gives a f*ck whether they are lesbian or not. If they are both happy together, then they are both happy together and they are harming none. These “individuals” who think it is against the will of god should go home, sell their first born into slavery, and stone their wives. Or maybe just get stoned shut the hell up. Someone’s sexual orientation means nothing to me. Although sometimes I do see a lesbian and think “what a waste” hehe.
That is an acceptable answer… or answers… sometimes I see an answer and I think; what a waste… HA!
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Reblogged this on perfectlyfadeddelusions.
Honestly, I’m not even sure what these two are called.
hello… Peppermint Patti and… uh… that other girl… oh… wait… Marci, right? Charles Schultz… Peanuts…
Peanuts is the only thing that rings a bell.
that is all you need to know… they are from that…
“Are either or both of these characters lesbians”, = Ummm last I heard Mr Schultz wasn’t even making his characters anatomically correct… also, unless I plan to have sex with someone their sexual leanings are not something I care about.
“and if so, how will that destroy the sanctity of mariage, undermine our society, and make god so angry that he causes global warming to destroy the world”… = First of all, asking a question by starting with a false assumption and assuming a great big steaming pile.. isn’t really asking a question now is it?…. Oh and umm it won’t, didn’t and errrr doesn’t.
“and please answer in the form of an essay”… I never perform essays on the first query
and by the way… I don’t really care much about what anyone thinks of me even if they do get altered because of it. Bwah ha ha ha
That is a more than acceptable answer, thanks.
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oh yeah