Now oysters, on the other hand, really are happy all the time… because they are always ready for ‘sexy time’… which is why we eat them when want to get ready for ‘sexy time’… which, ironically, the oysters are not at all happy about. It isn’t easy being a bivalve mollusk.
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Pouring My Art Out 
It’s a good thing you have your glasses on, because you don’t want any lemon juice to get in your eyes.
no… nor a pepper seed…
You’re a pearl. 😉
but I am so shellfish
Clams improve sex, because they make the woman “clam” up. Less talk is a turn-on for men.
I can neither confirm nor deny such a theory…
Ha ha mmmhmmm interesting theory
that is what I do
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