But I am adopted… just sayin’…
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Pouring My Art Out 
Perhaps you could go on Maury Povich and do one of those DNA things. Does he still have a show that does that?
I am just going to let the matter drop.
Least said soonest mended?
I suppose.
Um, is there something different about that photo?
Maybe
Wait a minute , did you say lover or love-child?
simmer down
You should file a paternity suit for backpayment on child support.
to pay for plastic surgery?
Well, first you’d have to pass the DNA test. Or he would have to fail. Or something like that.
It was just a bad joke anyway… obviously my real parents were the dashing young Prince of some small European kingdom… and a classy, high-priced Vegas hooker…
He’s lying
ha
And David Letterman swears I’m not his.
they are such liars