Never scoop up the dog poo in bare feet… especially if you have had another dog visiting your dog for a week… and the grass hasn’t been mowed in a while… take my word for it…
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Pouring My Art Out 
Never clean up dog poo in the yard when you can get your husband to do it.
well… that doesn’t help me… I am the husband
Sucks to be you, Art!
well… not always… but yeah
Best to wait for the dog poo to kill the grass, before you scoop it up. Saves on lawn mowing labor, and helps you to find the dog poo before it finds you.
why not just wait until it biodegrades and blows away?
Ah yes. I like the cut of your gib.
I had it tailored
Never assume that that brown lump in the middle of the carpet is a chewed up stuffed animal.
Or for that matter, never assume that it’s not a chewed up stuffed animal and yell at the poor dog for “doing it in the house, Bad Dog.”
you just can’t win on brown soggy lumps in the middle of the floor
When you get out of your vehicle and leave the keys in the ignition, always leave all the doors unlocked and the window down. If that’s a problem, then you shouldn’t be leaving your keys in the car to start with.
words to live… and walk… by
It’s nice that you are willing to discover these things and warn the rest of us before we get caught in the same “misfortunes.” 😉
I make the mistakes that other people never think to make…
And I, for one, thank you for it. 🙂
awww… shucks