…but then I would have to kill you…
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“Then” meaning “right away”, or “possibly 50-60 years later”?
That would spoil the surprise…
This is weird. In two hours, two bloggers (you and one other guy) threatened to kill me and wouldn’t tell me when because it would “spoil the surprise” (to quote both of you)
But I only have to kill you if I tell you the secret first… we can work around that.
Well, I think we can negotiate this. I mean, if people can negotiate with Iran, we should be able to as well. So my proposal is you tell me the secret, then kill me 1000 years later.
But what if I die before then???
I’m assuming that you’ll take over the world and get all of the scientists to work on making you immortal.
Third thing on my list.
I’m pretty sure that the secret to life is, by definition, not getting killed. Or dying in general. Now, the secret to a good life, well, that’d be worth the price of admission!
You have once again spotted the weak spot in my thoughts
You’re welcome!
uh huh
Are you about to tell us you are actually the alien we suspect you of being?
Did I ever tell you I wasn’t?
True… but still, this will totally redefine the meaning of “coming out”. Although I guess it could also include that… hey, I’m just saying.
Gay aliens… That is so going in book four…
Now that is progressive thinking. Let’s be comfortable with gay aliens before we meet any.
We can get the jump on the whole gay alien thing
Did you just come out???
I want the world to know
I really hope the world is ready for this…
They weren’t ready for me as a straight human…
Gaylien.
HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sweet mother of blubber… I think I invented a thing! One day, they will sing my praises in the street. Go gayliens go! We got your backs!
so to speak
Suspect? You mean you didn’t know for sure?
Bonafide alien. So fine.
…ooo000ooo…ooo000ooo…ooo000ooo…
There you go! It took a while but at least you’re aware now. 😉
yeah… aware… ha
Well he is now. 🙂
more or less
I’m all over it, dude.
That’s a relief!
oh what a relief it is
Ha!
yup
and it is all over you
I’ve also just established that he may in fact be a gay alien. In cosmological terms, this is known as a gaylien.
Yes you’re really cluing in now!
I put the ‘u’ in clue. I think.
and in glue… and spew… uh… wait…
Aha! Well thank you!
because without that it would just be ‘cle’…
Aha!
yup
and really cloying
maybe
definitely
among other things
nobody knows nothin’
Oh we know!
uh oh
😉
ha
Reblogged this on Human Interest.
Wheeeeee
🙂
Yup
You or your minions….
minions, minions, minions, minions, minions – has a fun ring to it doesn’t it?
Like onions, only tastier… Uh… I mean…
Paul, unfortunately, if the great commadante gives the order, we minions have to obey.
I always lead from the front… Except with the whole cleaning the bathrooms in the secret lair thing…
Yes, we usually get a great view of your rear… it’s certainly inspirational. All right then, well back to cleaning the loo…
Cheeky monkey!
Aaaarrghhh… is there a monkey on me???
on your cheek
Um, I have to ask. Which cheek?
the slightly bigger one
Um. Face cheek or butt cheek? Because, you know, it makes a difference.
not to me it doesn’t… oh man… that is why I am the king…
I think of you more as a queen… ha!
I can’t stop you from fantasizing.
Pft no we don’t!
ha
Ha