Don’t get all bent out of shape… here is the original from a Monty Python skit…
I just tweaked it a little bit.
Double Service
Hit this button!
Another Kidlet Book
Click it! Just do it!
My New Book
My book
Click to go to book page with links
My other book
A book for kids... Click to go to book page with links
Another book
My newest book!
Otherwheres Collide-my newest book
My latest novel
My latest novel
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Pouring My Art Out 
Ten hours? Wow that’s a long time, they don’t even put in ten hour days around here unless there’s a storm or something. At least they let you know ahead of time.
I knew what I was getting in to
I guess you’re all lit up now?
just came back on
Yippeee, turn it on and set the squirrels loose.
gotcha