I know… believe me, I know… none of us will ever get the image of me leaning in and planting a sloppy, wet kiss… on my own bad self. And the really sick part is that I tried to slip myself some tongue…
I just want you all to know that I did this in support of all my gay friends everywhere… and because, well, come on, man… it is pretty funny…
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Pouring My Art Out 
Oh good grief, now I’ve seen everything
I think that might actually be true.
I just got a semi. Oh. My. God.
we have now crossed a line…
NOW we crossed it????
yup
Hahaha! I didn’t expect this at all!!
Well I didn’t either…
But it is YOU…
I know… but I seduced myself so smoothly…
Hahaha! You still have some secrets for yourself then. hehe
I am a complete mystery to me…
I have no words. Even my bug-addled brain never thought to venture into territory such as this (I say “such as this” because I have no idea what to call it. Selfbekistan?).
Hark, I lay my sword at the feet of the Master. Well played, good Sir.
I have sort of trodden into unexplored territory here, haven’t I?
I’m pretty sure he could do a lot better than that guy…
as if
Sigh. It’s the age-old story.
ha
More funny than that is you trying to give yourself some tongue action.
I just wasn’t going to take no for an answer.
I like how both of you turn beet-red when you go in for a kiss…. 🙂
It was our very first time… but I was very gentle…
Was it as good for you as it was for you?
better
I wish I could unsee that.
I wish I could quit me…
Ugh, that really is disgusting.
Don’t be a homophobe… except it isn’t really gay, because I am kissing myself… and it isn’t quite incest… I mean, I know it violates the laws of nature somehow, I just can’t figure out exactly how.
I can always count on you to make me guffaw~
you inspired me to write a poem with a squirrel in it because of your ART for Art request. It’s probably not cracked enough for you, but hey!
The poem is awesome. That squirrel is definitely not a crack squirrel, so I am not sure if the poem fulfills the regulations of the art contest. But there is still time to submit stuff.
Ahhhhhhh…I thought of doing a cartoon. Still thinking.
Thanks and double back thanks for the complement.
The whole post was good. And don’t give up the idea of a cartoon.
I can see it on my head. Uh oh…cracked squirrel invasion.
That is exactly how it begins
AAAARGHHHHHHHH! Noooooooooohhhhh.
yup
AHHHHH! Now how the hell do I get that out of my brain?!!
I know exactly what you mean… but I couldn’t resist… myself… HA!
GEEZZEEE
oh yeah
My eyes are bleeding
I put it on facebook… my wife says she is going to block me… HA!
Ahaha! Can you blame her?
no…
hee heee
sigh…
I would suggest vomitting for a while, then getting really drunk followed by a lobotomy. But not sure that will work, Masta Z.
Yeah would it be enough?! GAH!
ha
sure… give it a shot