I will be your personal tour guide and show you all the best sights and exciting things to do on Maui, and you will not have to pay me at all…
All you need to do is provide me with airfare and food… and make sure your hotel room has a pullout bed…
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Pouring My Art Out 
Ha!
oh yeah
Do you have the hand equivalent of a squint? Coz I don’t want to be paying attention to something your finger is pointing at whilst you’re talking about the thing to which your thumb is pointing!
I have a one-finger gesture just for you… HA!!!
Really!? Just for me? Why thank you kind sir!
I am just that helpful
You’re helping the San Diego tour right? I don’t think my partner will dig the pull out bed idea though 😀
He hasn’t seen me yet… HA!
he snores, not sure I will even sleep with him. if it’s hot I usually don’t
then me and him should get along nicely…
Just put the fires out beforehand, I want those clear blue skies please
We will have them out by then
Would that not be the best gig in the world? Can I volunteer to be your assistant? I don’t snore.
I get the pullout bed…
I don’t know about Maui, but next time i’m in CA, I’ll see if you’re available for San Diego tours (that would save me the airfare and the bed)
I am up for that too… I regret missing my chance…
Or, you know, you could visit me in Boston instead.
I would like to do that.
I got my backpack ready
yay
when shall we leave?
Ha… that is up to you.
Sounds wonderful.
when do we leave?
You are too kind! I’m looking forward to the tour.
Me too!
You don’t snore, do you?
oh… crap…
And he probably farts too
everybody does that
nu uh
denier…